VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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He IS from America.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Say something about the person above you
- Thread starter Taviii
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
He is from Vegas.
SELF-MASTERY
Banned
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He made a FR journal post talking about all the women that he was going to sarge and hasn't approached anyone yet.......SORRY i had to say it
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Somehow I knew that was coming. Oh well. But even though Im not cold approaching like I should be, at least I still get my game on in other places.SELF-MASTERY said:
^^^This guy is ripped as hell!
Teen Spirit
Banned
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^ That dude once called me as a$$hole.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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He likes Nirvana.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ does not own a pink shirt
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^ used to have cooties
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
^ still believes in cooties 
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ actually owned a box of the cooties when he was four. he put them together quickly and used them in a fight scene with his ninja turtles. he still believes that he still has an antenna or leg in the bottom of his closet next to leonardos knub checks , a superman cape and his old batmobile. they are covered up by 2 old footballs, a tennis racket he got for christmas from grandma and never used, three pairs of shoes and sixteen pairs of jeans that he grew out of . there is also a picture of his ex gf down there and half empty bottle of whiskey and seven books about whales.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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Was born on July 20th, 1978. Currently goes to the University of California. Has 3 brothers and 1 sister. Was born and raised in East Colorado. Had a boyfriend named Jacob who has a drinking problem. Her middle name is Marilyn, and she has a grandfather who was a major in WW2.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Lives in Vegas (Again)
He beat me to penkitten.
He beat me to penkitten.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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Doesn't live in Vegas.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ wants to get underneath me
hahaha
hahaha
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
^ Uses inuendos in an online seduction forum for guys
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
^
(the user above) has made his AIM, Yahoo! and hotmail addresses available for contact. He also has 2.44 posts per day, and short dark hair. He did not participate in 4/20 celebrations (or did he)?
EDIT: he did.
(the user above) has made his AIM, Yahoo! and hotmail addresses available for contact. He also has 2.44 posts per day, and short dark hair. He did not participate in 4/20 celebrations (or did he)?
EDIT: he did.
BBX
Master Don Juan
^has such a stupid user name that its halirious
Teen Spirit
Banned
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^ Doesn't know that I have a secret crush on him. :flowers:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ gave me the only bad rep point i have
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.