Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Satellite, Meteor, or UFO?

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Over the skies of Texas, during broad daylight, were sonic booms and a hurling fireball of something. I have a reliable source of information it cannot be debris from the two collided satellites (or now the two collided nuclear submarines)(pardon my dry sense of humor), but the timing couldn't be more coincidental. It was broad daylight and meteors are almost always the bump which goes on at night. Which leaves... UFOs!

Is this proof alien reptilians have arrived from the Andromeda galaxy, to join the Illumnati and Freemasons, and for their technology to be reverse engineered by Microsoft?

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Microsoft is just a front for this alien technology. The`re slowly introducing this tech so that in the future we will produce it for them and earth will be a source of cheap labour for the Inter-Galactic Reptilian Empire.

Japan has been hit the hardest by this unfortunately.

But if the influx of cheap outsourced labour to earth happens, it might destabilize the Inter-Galactic Reptilian Empire Economy. The Reptilians will no doubt face a credit crisis the likes of which they have never seen before.

Discuss.
 

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Where is Will Smith when you need him?
 

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You're not gonna bump the conspiracy theory thread?

I dont think meteors have sonic booms. Or maybe it was a big one. What makes you think they only hit us at night? Night is just the only time you can normally see them.

Actually, now that I think about it, it was clearly a fire breathing dragon.
 

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horaholic said:
You're not gonna bump the conspiracy theory thread?

I dont think meteors have sonic booms. Or maybe it was a big one. What makes you think they only hit us at night? Night is just the only time you can normally see them.

Actually, now that I think about it, it was clearly a fire breathing dragon.
All joking aside, according to expert astronomer Dr. Phil Plaitt, it was probably a meteor. The fascinating thing is the timing of the event, merely one week after two satellites collided, but it's impossible to have been satellite debris—it was traveling way too fast.

This thread is about astronomy and how people may falsely speculate it was an UFO sighting. Right now the news media is reporting a fire and debris field, including a metal pipe—things which will prove totally unrelated but complete the hallmark appearance of an UFO sighting. The fire will prove a coincidence, since meteors rarely are hot enough to spark a fire—meteors quickly decelerate and spend enough time in cold air to cool off—and the debris is from something terrestrial. The meteor is estimated to be the size of a pickup truck—enough to create a boom, and in 2006 a similiar sonic booming meteor flew over New Zealand.
What makes you think they only hit us at night?
I was kidding. ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dismissing my fire breathing dragon theory already?:(
 

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Deep Dish said:
The fascinating thing is the timing of the event, merely one week after two satellites collided, but it's impossible to have been satellite debris—it was traveling way too fast.
Meteors and other space junk enter the atmosphere all the time. What's unusual is that this was caught on tape and aired.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It came from Uranus!
 

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Alle_Gory said:
Meteors and other space junk enter the atmosphere all the time. What's unusual is that this was caught on tape and aired.
I agree small meteors and space junk enter the atmosphere on a regular basis, although it's very rare for meteors to be so large. According to the Associated Press, approximately ten meteors of that magnitude strike the earth every year. You also need to remember that a meteor only the size of a basketball can deliver a punch, so it's very newsworthy when it's the size of a pickup truck. If the meteor was the size of a house, we'd be talking about a mile wide crater hundreds of feet deep.

The event spurred hundreds of panicked phone calls to 9-1-1 and local authorities launched a helicopter to look for a crashed airplane—thinking that was the fireball. It was only afterwards the video popped up.
 

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FOOLISH MORTALS!! Reveling in your pitiable self-righteous "technologies"! Have you become so blind as not to see the very image of mighty Odin himself when he alights upon your sky in his most immolating glory? Fear mortal wyrms, for soon the battle of Ragnarok will consume your world and Odin's flaming heralds will be the least of your concerns.
 

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It's obviously God reigning fire and brimstone on Texas after embarrassing Christianity for the last 8 years.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
FOOLISH MORTALS!! Reveling in your pitiable self-righteous "technologies"! Have you become so blind as not to see the very image of mighty Odin himself when he alights upon your sky in his most immolating glory? Fear mortal wyrms, for soon the battle of Ragnarok will consume your world and Odin's flaming heralds will be the least of your concerns.
Was John Travolta the original prophet?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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