"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Satellite, Meteor, or UFO?

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Over the skies of Texas, during broad daylight, were sonic booms and a hurling fireball of something. I have a reliable source of information it cannot be debris from the two collided satellites (or now the two collided nuclear submarines)(pardon my dry sense of humor), but the timing couldn't be more coincidental. It was broad daylight and meteors are almost always the bump which goes on at night. Which leaves... UFOs!

Is this proof alien reptilians have arrived from the Andromeda galaxy, to join the Illumnati and Freemasons, and for their technology to be reverse engineered by Microsoft?

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Microsoft is just a front for this alien technology. The`re slowly introducing this tech so that in the future we will produce it for them and earth will be a source of cheap labour for the Inter-Galactic Reptilian Empire.

Japan has been hit the hardest by this unfortunately.

But if the influx of cheap outsourced labour to earth happens, it might destabilize the Inter-Galactic Reptilian Empire Economy. The Reptilians will no doubt face a credit crisis the likes of which they have never seen before.

Discuss.
 

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Where is Will Smith when you need him?
 

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You're not gonna bump the conspiracy theory thread?

I dont think meteors have sonic booms. Or maybe it was a big one. What makes you think they only hit us at night? Night is just the only time you can normally see them.

Actually, now that I think about it, it was clearly a fire breathing dragon.
 

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horaholic said:
You're not gonna bump the conspiracy theory thread?

I dont think meteors have sonic booms. Or maybe it was a big one. What makes you think they only hit us at night? Night is just the only time you can normally see them.

Actually, now that I think about it, it was clearly a fire breathing dragon.
All joking aside, according to expert astronomer Dr. Phil Plaitt, it was probably a meteor. The fascinating thing is the timing of the event, merely one week after two satellites collided, but it's impossible to have been satellite debris—it was traveling way too fast.

This thread is about astronomy and how people may falsely speculate it was an UFO sighting. Right now the news media is reporting a fire and debris field, including a metal pipe—things which will prove totally unrelated but complete the hallmark appearance of an UFO sighting. The fire will prove a coincidence, since meteors rarely are hot enough to spark a fire—meteors quickly decelerate and spend enough time in cold air to cool off—and the debris is from something terrestrial. The meteor is estimated to be the size of a pickup truck—enough to create a boom, and in 2006 a similiar sonic booming meteor flew over New Zealand.
What makes you think they only hit us at night?
I was kidding. ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Dismissing my fire breathing dragon theory already?:(
 

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Deep Dish said:
The fascinating thing is the timing of the event, merely one week after two satellites collided, but it's impossible to have been satellite debris—it was traveling way too fast.
Meteors and other space junk enter the atmosphere all the time. What's unusual is that this was caught on tape and aired.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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It came from Uranus!
 

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Alle_Gory said:
Meteors and other space junk enter the atmosphere all the time. What's unusual is that this was caught on tape and aired.
I agree small meteors and space junk enter the atmosphere on a regular basis, although it's very rare for meteors to be so large. According to the Associated Press, approximately ten meteors of that magnitude strike the earth every year. You also need to remember that a meteor only the size of a basketball can deliver a punch, so it's very newsworthy when it's the size of a pickup truck. If the meteor was the size of a house, we'd be talking about a mile wide crater hundreds of feet deep.

The event spurred hundreds of panicked phone calls to 9-1-1 and local authorities launched a helicopter to look for a crashed airplane—thinking that was the fireball. It was only afterwards the video popped up.
 

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FOOLISH MORTALS!! Reveling in your pitiable self-righteous "technologies"! Have you become so blind as not to see the very image of mighty Odin himself when he alights upon your sky in his most immolating glory? Fear mortal wyrms, for soon the battle of Ragnarok will consume your world and Odin's flaming heralds will be the least of your concerns.
 

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It's obviously God reigning fire and brimstone on Texas after embarrassing Christianity for the last 8 years.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
FOOLISH MORTALS!! Reveling in your pitiable self-righteous "technologies"! Have you become so blind as not to see the very image of mighty Odin himself when he alights upon your sky in his most immolating glory? Fear mortal wyrms, for soon the battle of Ragnarok will consume your world and Odin's flaming heralds will be the least of your concerns.
Was John Travolta the original prophet?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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