DreamyChick
Master Don Juan
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- Nov 15, 2002
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- 544
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- 1
Sad
Lonely
Unlovely
Troubled
Lonely
Unlovely
Troubled
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
S.l.u.t
- Thread starter DreamyChick
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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- 5,550
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- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i want chocolate candy
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Women
Hoping
Ontop,
Riding
Everyone
Senseless
Hoping
Ontop,
Riding
Everyone
Senseless
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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Hi
Everyone
How
Are
You
All?
Everyone
How
Are
You
All?
DreamyChick
Master Don Juan
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Wow, I can't believe that Mr. Cassanova finally acknowledges my presence here after a year and a half. I could care less what you think. I just thought it was a clever acronym and food for thought. Go climb back into the linen closet.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
lol
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Boy, people would think you'd be happy he came out of the linen-closet to acknowledge you...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SELF-MASTERY
Banned
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Im still waiting on dream to come over and
give me
SOME
S-SIT
O-ON
M-MY
E-ERECTION
give me
SOME
S-SIT
O-ON
M-MY
E-ERECTION
Being
In
Total
Control of
Herself
Juvenile
Immature
Pr*ck
Protruding
Erection
Nightly
In
Search
Pathetic
Lonely
A$$hole
Yearning
Ass
The first one I've been saying for years...the last 3 I just thought up words for right now.
In
Total
Control of
Herself
Juvenile
Immature
Pr*ck
Protruding
Erection
Nightly
In
Search
Pathetic
Lonely
A$$hole
Yearning
Ass
The first one I've been saying for years...the last 3 I just thought up words for right now.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
T - Touch
I - It
T - Today!
S - SSSSSSSSSSSS
I - It
T - Today!
S - SSSSSSSSSSSS
spider_007
Master Don Juan
considering "slut" only applys to gurls, ware you trying to tell us something about your self. I'ts ok, let it all out
:cheer:"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
DreamyChick
Master Don Juan
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Re: Re: S.l.u.t
Self- Mastery who are you again?
Wyld I like the first one, that's good.
No I wouldn't apply the term to myself, but people wonder why some women are promicuous so there you go.Originally posted by spider_007
considering "slut" only applys to gurls, ware you trying to tell us something about your self. I'ts ok, let it all out
Self- Mastery who are you again?
Wyld I like the first one, that's good.
Aztec
Master Don Juan
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
:crackup:
Very creative!
Evangenlion
Don Juan
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ADIDAS
All
Day
I
Dream
About
S-ex
I remember this one from KORN, a stupid song now, but back then it was great.
All
Day
I
Dream
About
S-ex
I remember this one from KORN, a stupid song now, but back then it was great.
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Where's Gary Busey when you need him?