"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DJDamage said:
I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, that's gotta be really painful. Damn.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ketostix said:
She probably was rough giving him BJs with teeth, rubbing his johnson with her rough hands, etc. Some women think it's ok to beat on a c0ck endlessly like it's a dildo.
DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, the closest I've come to a sore d*ck, is after dry humping, where I've been left swith a nice scab, lol. It also used to happen when I got lap dances. Now when I go to strip clubs, I wear soft nylon 'Pro Spirit' sweat pants to avoid it. Plus, it gives you a much better sensation as she grinds her body on your jewels.
 

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DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
lol yeah that too it hurts me just thinking about it :cry:
 

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Dudes, this is all discussed on futurama:

Snu Snu
or full
episode 5 season 3

Now the men die by broken hips, if you watch the full version, you'll see the death guys by the wall with a sigarre in his mouth and a major smile :up:.
It's great at first, but after a while, like they say in futurama: the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weakened and tender...

Sounds pretty painfull to me :nervous:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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