"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJDamage said:
I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, that's gotta be really painful. Damn.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ketostix said:
She probably was rough giving him BJs with teeth, rubbing his johnson with her rough hands, etc. Some women think it's ok to beat on a c0ck endlessly like it's a dildo.
DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, the closest I've come to a sore d*ck, is after dry humping, where I've been left swith a nice scab, lol. It also used to happen when I got lap dances. Now when I go to strip clubs, I wear soft nylon 'Pro Spirit' sweat pants to avoid it. Plus, it gives you a much better sensation as she grinds her body on your jewels.
 

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DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
lol yeah that too it hurts me just thinking about it :cry:
 

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Dudes, this is all discussed on futurama:

Snu Snu
or full
episode 5 season 3

Now the men die by broken hips, if you watch the full version, you'll see the death guys by the wall with a sigarre in his mouth and a major smile :up:.
It's great at first, but after a while, like they say in futurama: the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weakened and tender...

Sounds pretty painfull to me :nervous:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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