"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage said:
I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, that's gotta be really painful. Damn.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ketostix said:
She probably was rough giving him BJs with teeth, rubbing his johnson with her rough hands, etc. Some women think it's ok to beat on a c0ck endlessly like it's a dildo.
DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, the closest I've come to a sore d*ck, is after dry humping, where I've been left swith a nice scab, lol. It also used to happen when I got lap dances. Now when I go to strip clubs, I wear soft nylon 'Pro Spirit' sweat pants to avoid it. Plus, it gives you a much better sensation as she grinds her body on your jewels.
 

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DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
lol yeah that too it hurts me just thinking about it :cry:
 

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Dudes, this is all discussed on futurama:

Snu Snu
or full
episode 5 season 3

Now the men die by broken hips, if you watch the full version, you'll see the death guys by the wall with a sigarre in his mouth and a major smile :up:.
It's great at first, but after a while, like they say in futurama: the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weakened and tender...

Sounds pretty painfull to me :nervous:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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