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Yeah, that's gotta be really painful. Damn.DJDamage said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Russian woman keeps armed robber as sex slave
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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ketostix said:
Yeah, the closest I've come to a sore d*ck, is after dry humping, where I've been left swith a nice scab, lol. It also used to happen when I got lap dances. Now when I go to strip clubs, I wear soft nylon 'Pro Spirit' sweat pants to avoid it. Plus, it gives you a much better sensation as she grinds her body on your jewels.DJDamage said:
Mangina
Banned
Dudes, this is all discussed on futurama:
Snu Snu
or full
episode 5 season 3
Now the men die by broken hips, if you watch the full version, you'll see the death guys by the wall with a sigarre in his mouth and a major smile
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It's great at first, but after a while, like they say in futurama: the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weakened and tender...
Sounds pretty painfull to me :nervous:
Snu Snu
or full
episode 5 season 3
Now the men die by broken hips, if you watch the full version, you'll see the death guys by the wall with a sigarre in his mouth and a major smile
.It's great at first, but after a while, like they say in futurama: the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weakened and tender...
Sounds pretty painfull to me :nervous:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uJVtbbbuWM&feature=relatedHooligan Harry said:Then people say I am exaggerating when I explain how the severe shortage of eligible men in Russia tends to make these women do some real crazy ****. Its another world chaps