"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Randallpink83

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Espi said:
I know you're learning...but rememeber that you will never fvuck a girl who knows that you're trying too hard. Your calling her from a remote location reeks of immense fear and desperation...contrary to what you've been taught, persistence is for losers.

persistance is for losers?? .......ok...... :confused:


I will admit that calling on the work phone was probably not the best idea... but atleast it was an idea and had a chance so who gives a fvck...

We want to lay girls... We will do things that arent normal compared to social conditioned actions in hopes that our different ways will get us laid way way more often then the average joe.
Of course we have to be tactful about it. cool. smart. fun. sexual. But we are not normal, We are DJs... exciting and different. We create are own realities.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Persistence is not for losers. It really does work, as long as there is some kind of attraction.

I think maybe you are out of that chicks league. Your callback convo was hilarious, she couldn't keep up, plus she was at work. She froze, and maybe even froze you out on purpose, because she couldn't keep up. She lacks the humor/wit/grace you have.

I say next time you go back, don't even acknowlege her AT ALL, until maybe the last minute. Then don't even look at her, just say "hey midget." maybe give her a wink. But that's it.

It can just be a passing inside joke for yourself now.
 

Jaxon

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It was a good shot, even though you don't have a number to show for it.

You'll always have my respect for manning up and going for the throat. Honestly just having the balls to ask for the number puts you ahead of a lot of guys on these boards.
 

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This thread really needs to be CLOSED NOW. It's a complete waste of bandwidth. Let's all stop comforting Verysuave for his failure......and allow him to finally LEARN from it!!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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