"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Roleplaying (ie. Dungeons & Dragons)

diplomatic_lies

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I was reading the Computer Games thread, and something I remembered came to mind.

Something you guys should look at is "roleplaying". You know, that Dungeons and Dragons stuff.

I'll wait till you stop laughing hysterically.

Anyway, D&D used to be about fat horny guys who couldn't get laid pretending to be elves and dwarves or whatnot. It still is, but the demographics have changed slightly, with more "normal people" joining in - lawyers, professionals, even women.

I've just started playing a few weeks ago, a few friends of mine got me into it. I've found unlike computer games:

1) It encourages creativity. Unlike video games, you actually have to think, imagine, and use your brain etc. At the very least, you'll become a more creative person.

2) Its a social activity. Unlike video games, you can't play alone, you have to play with friends, or meet new people.

3) Probably most importantly, it's one of the few things you can do in the modern world which doesn't need high-tech expensive gadgets. Hell, you don't even need electricity to play it. Just a pen, some paper, and a few people.


Anyway give it a try after you've stopped laughing/throwing up. It doesn't even need to involve elves and stuff, there's different genres of roleplaying - sci-fi, modern day, etc.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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heh that's a good joke
 

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LOL i love this forum. i used to think the older guys were exaggerating when they talked about how much crap was being posted.
 

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Froto d'Anconia a level 27 Mage rolls 1d8 and casts Magic Missile at diplomatic_lies and causes 28 points of damage just to bring him back down to Earth! :D
 

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Alright I probably deserved it for being it up :p

But think about it this way - what difference is roleplaying compared to playing a video game, or writing a novel? You're pretending to be someone else in both cases, and pretending to do something, except that you're doing it alone.

Most of the stereotypes of roleplaying doesn't apply anymore, at least not in the games I've participated in.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hahahahahaha not too shabby of a joke..tell a girl or hell anyone that you cant hang out with them cuz you have to go play dungeons and dragons with your buddies later...hahahaha
 

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LOL!

Personally I don't find the idea of roleplaying very entertaining, but having said that....

..... I know someone who does that roleplaying thing (around a table with people, as well as on the internet), and he seems pretty normal, as far as I know....
 

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Originally posted by cant think of a user name
LOL!

Personally I don't find the idea of roleplaying very entertaining, but having said that....

..... I know someone who does that roleplaying thing (around a table with people, as well as on the internet), and he seems pretty normal, as far as I know....
well normal to you is trying to learn how to pick up women on an internet site. :D
 

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Let me sharpen my pencil so i can slay thee o hideous troll in the castle. I roll my dice, oooh an 8. I move 8 spaces and open the treasure chest and what is this i see.... a magicl sword. I slash at you oh hideous one with my...damnit my glasses fell off, hold on cuz i cant read the dice....ok then my glasses are back on. Where is my plastic sword? Who stole my sword! Herbert did you steal my sword you son of a *****!.
 

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role playing? oh yeah now i remember! when me and my brother where 7 years old we used to pretend to be our parents on new years eve and vice versa :p
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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IM THE LEADAR OF A WIZARD GUILD
 

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What's the difference from pretending you're some a nerdy scientist pretending to shoot monsters with your super ray gun, in Half-Life?


BUT...if you're looking for lame stuff, take a look at some of the "issues" from this board:

"Boners while making out?"
"Video games and being sociable?"
"Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith"
"I Jack Off Everyday To Porn I Cant Help It I Am Addicted How Can I Stop"
"The dark side in me?"


Dang, even a total D&D nerd would be cracking up! ;)
 

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Here's a link to a movie that you guys will appreciate. Play the film, you may need to watch a commercial first...

IFILM's Summoner Geeks
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Froto d'Anconia a level 27 Mage rolls 1d8 and casts Magic Missile at diplomatic_lies and causes 28 points of damage just to bring him back down to Earth! :D
This coming from the middle age man who's about to blow 300 bucks on a video game... don't be calling the kettle black ;)
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
This coming from the middle age man who's about to blow 300 bucks on a video game...
Yeah, sweeeeetttt....... Having means does have it's privelidges... :D
 
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