"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Roleplaying (ie. Dungeons & Dragons)

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I was reading the Computer Games thread, and something I remembered came to mind.

Something you guys should look at is "roleplaying". You know, that Dungeons and Dragons stuff.

I'll wait till you stop laughing hysterically.

Anyway, D&D used to be about fat horny guys who couldn't get laid pretending to be elves and dwarves or whatnot. It still is, but the demographics have changed slightly, with more "normal people" joining in - lawyers, professionals, even women.

I've just started playing a few weeks ago, a few friends of mine got me into it. I've found unlike computer games:

1) It encourages creativity. Unlike video games, you actually have to think, imagine, and use your brain etc. At the very least, you'll become a more creative person.

2) Its a social activity. Unlike video games, you can't play alone, you have to play with friends, or meet new people.

3) Probably most importantly, it's one of the few things you can do in the modern world which doesn't need high-tech expensive gadgets. Hell, you don't even need electricity to play it. Just a pen, some paper, and a few people.


Anyway give it a try after you've stopped laughing/throwing up. It doesn't even need to involve elves and stuff, there's different genres of roleplaying - sci-fi, modern day, etc.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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heh that's a good joke
 

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LOL i love this forum. i used to think the older guys were exaggerating when they talked about how much crap was being posted.
 

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Froto d'Anconia a level 27 Mage rolls 1d8 and casts Magic Missile at diplomatic_lies and causes 28 points of damage just to bring him back down to Earth! :D
 

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Alright I probably deserved it for being it up :p

But think about it this way - what difference is roleplaying compared to playing a video game, or writing a novel? You're pretending to be someone else in both cases, and pretending to do something, except that you're doing it alone.

Most of the stereotypes of roleplaying doesn't apply anymore, at least not in the games I've participated in.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hahahahahaha not too shabby of a joke..tell a girl or hell anyone that you cant hang out with them cuz you have to go play dungeons and dragons with your buddies later...hahahaha
 

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LOL!

Personally I don't find the idea of roleplaying very entertaining, but having said that....

..... I know someone who does that roleplaying thing (around a table with people, as well as on the internet), and he seems pretty normal, as far as I know....
 

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Originally posted by cant think of a user name
LOL!

Personally I don't find the idea of roleplaying very entertaining, but having said that....

..... I know someone who does that roleplaying thing (around a table with people, as well as on the internet), and he seems pretty normal, as far as I know....
well normal to you is trying to learn how to pick up women on an internet site. :D
 

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Let me sharpen my pencil so i can slay thee o hideous troll in the castle. I roll my dice, oooh an 8. I move 8 spaces and open the treasure chest and what is this i see.... a magicl sword. I slash at you oh hideous one with my...damnit my glasses fell off, hold on cuz i cant read the dice....ok then my glasses are back on. Where is my plastic sword? Who stole my sword! Herbert did you steal my sword you son of a *****!.
 

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role playing? oh yeah now i remember! when me and my brother where 7 years old we used to pretend to be our parents on new years eve and vice versa :p
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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IM THE LEADAR OF A WIZARD GUILD
 

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What's the difference from pretending you're some a nerdy scientist pretending to shoot monsters with your super ray gun, in Half-Life?


BUT...if you're looking for lame stuff, take a look at some of the "issues" from this board:

"Boners while making out?"
"Video games and being sociable?"
"Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith"
"I Jack Off Everyday To Porn I Cant Help It I Am Addicted How Can I Stop"
"The dark side in me?"


Dang, even a total D&D nerd would be cracking up! ;)
 

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Here's a link to a movie that you guys will appreciate. Play the film, you may need to watch a commercial first...

IFILM's Summoner Geeks
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Froto d'Anconia a level 27 Mage rolls 1d8 and casts Magic Missile at diplomatic_lies and causes 28 points of damage just to bring him back down to Earth! :D
This coming from the middle age man who's about to blow 300 bucks on a video game... don't be calling the kettle black ;)
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
This coming from the middle age man who's about to blow 300 bucks on a video game...
Yeah, sweeeeetttt....... Having means does have it's privelidges... :D
 
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