"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Roleplaying (ie. Dungeons & Dragons)

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I was reading the Computer Games thread, and something I remembered came to mind.

Something you guys should look at is "roleplaying". You know, that Dungeons and Dragons stuff.

I'll wait till you stop laughing hysterically.

Anyway, D&D used to be about fat horny guys who couldn't get laid pretending to be elves and dwarves or whatnot. It still is, but the demographics have changed slightly, with more "normal people" joining in - lawyers, professionals, even women.

I've just started playing a few weeks ago, a few friends of mine got me into it. I've found unlike computer games:

1) It encourages creativity. Unlike video games, you actually have to think, imagine, and use your brain etc. At the very least, you'll become a more creative person.

2) Its a social activity. Unlike video games, you can't play alone, you have to play with friends, or meet new people.

3) Probably most importantly, it's one of the few things you can do in the modern world which doesn't need high-tech expensive gadgets. Hell, you don't even need electricity to play it. Just a pen, some paper, and a few people.


Anyway give it a try after you've stopped laughing/throwing up. It doesn't even need to involve elves and stuff, there's different genres of roleplaying - sci-fi, modern day, etc.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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heh that's a good joke
 

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LOL i love this forum. i used to think the older guys were exaggerating when they talked about how much crap was being posted.
 

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Froto d'Anconia a level 27 Mage rolls 1d8 and casts Magic Missile at diplomatic_lies and causes 28 points of damage just to bring him back down to Earth! :D
 

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Alright I probably deserved it for being it up :p

But think about it this way - what difference is roleplaying compared to playing a video game, or writing a novel? You're pretending to be someone else in both cases, and pretending to do something, except that you're doing it alone.

Most of the stereotypes of roleplaying doesn't apply anymore, at least not in the games I've participated in.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hahahahahaha not too shabby of a joke..tell a girl or hell anyone that you cant hang out with them cuz you have to go play dungeons and dragons with your buddies later...hahahaha
 

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LOL!

Personally I don't find the idea of roleplaying very entertaining, but having said that....

..... I know someone who does that roleplaying thing (around a table with people, as well as on the internet), and he seems pretty normal, as far as I know....
 

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Originally posted by cant think of a user name
LOL!

Personally I don't find the idea of roleplaying very entertaining, but having said that....

..... I know someone who does that roleplaying thing (around a table with people, as well as on the internet), and he seems pretty normal, as far as I know....
well normal to you is trying to learn how to pick up women on an internet site. :D
 

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Let me sharpen my pencil so i can slay thee o hideous troll in the castle. I roll my dice, oooh an 8. I move 8 spaces and open the treasure chest and what is this i see.... a magicl sword. I slash at you oh hideous one with my...damnit my glasses fell off, hold on cuz i cant read the dice....ok then my glasses are back on. Where is my plastic sword? Who stole my sword! Herbert did you steal my sword you son of a *****!.
 

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role playing? oh yeah now i remember! when me and my brother where 7 years old we used to pretend to be our parents on new years eve and vice versa :p
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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IM THE LEADAR OF A WIZARD GUILD
 

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What's the difference from pretending you're some a nerdy scientist pretending to shoot monsters with your super ray gun, in Half-Life?


BUT...if you're looking for lame stuff, take a look at some of the "issues" from this board:

"Boners while making out?"
"Video games and being sociable?"
"Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith"
"I Jack Off Everyday To Porn I Cant Help It I Am Addicted How Can I Stop"
"The dark side in me?"


Dang, even a total D&D nerd would be cracking up! ;)
 

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Here's a link to a movie that you guys will appreciate. Play the film, you may need to watch a commercial first...

IFILM's Summoner Geeks
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Froto d'Anconia a level 27 Mage rolls 1d8 and casts Magic Missile at diplomatic_lies and causes 28 points of damage just to bring him back down to Earth! :D
This coming from the middle age man who's about to blow 300 bucks on a video game... don't be calling the kettle black ;)
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
This coming from the middle age man who's about to blow 300 bucks on a video game...
Yeah, sweeeeetttt....... Having means does have it's privelidges... :D
 
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