"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Robbery gang uses poontang over social media to lure men to be victims

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This type of scam has been going on for generations.
I remember hearing stories like this dating back to AOL chatrooms.
Then it progressed to Craigslist and stayed there for the longest time.
I don't know how they're using social media these days to pull off this type of con since everything is out in the open.
They must be using Twitter or Snapchat
 

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How horny those men have to be to turn off their brain and accept those online dates?
 

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Very old news even without an internet. That gender gets men "setup" and learn what makes him tick and shares it with her peers and other males to exploit the situation.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Exactly. She is a guest in your world. Men who get that backwards end up lost.
She can still come into your world, inform her peeps of your workings. Where you keep your stash. And have you exploited or destroy you.
 

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When I was a kid I remember seeing a newsmagazine show exposing different scams like this. In one, some hot women in bikinis on a beach ask men to apply sunblock on their backs....while their confederates made off with the guys' bags/wallets/etc.

Even back then I remember thinking, how dumb can these guys be?
When I go to the beach, everything I bring is on a lanyard and is hanging around my neck. Obviously I don't go in the water.
 

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When I go to the beach, everything I bring is on a lanyard and is hanging around my neck. Obviously I don't go in the water.
We have to be cautious without doubt, nonetheless, to render you unable to enjoy the seawater while at the beach...

Could you strike up some small talk conversation with your neighbors while at the beach? Get them to keep an eye on your stuff while you take a dip? Robert Cialdini mentions this in his book influence, if you greet your neighbors at the beach and they see someone go near your stuff while you take a dip or whatever, they are more likely to "defend" your stuff, say something or even go after the thief. Whereas those who say nothing to their neighbors are somewhat invisible and irrelevant thus rendering the neighbors more likely to turn a blind eye or not really seem awake to what is going on....

Salt water is where the rejuvenation / healing happens : Sweat, tears or sea swimming!

Weather is too hot hear during summer to not be able to go in the water.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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We have to be cautious without doubt, nonetheless, to render you unable to enjoy the seawater while at the beach...

Could you strike up some small talk conversation with your neighbors while at the beach? Get them to keep an eye on your stuff while you take a dip? Robert Cialdini mentions this in his book influence, if you greet your neighbors at the beach and they see someone go near your stuff while you take a dip or whatever, they are more likely to "defend" your stuff, say something or even go after the thief. Whereas those who say nothing to their neighbors are somewhat invisible and irrelevant thus rendering the neighbors more likely to turn a blind eye or not really seem awake to what is going on....

Salt water is where the rejuvenation / healing happens : Sweat, tears or sea swimming!

Weather is too hot hear during summer to not be able to go in the water.
The beach to which I am referring to is not on the coast but rather either along a somewhat dirty river or an even dirtier pond. But because of me having to put my stuff somewhere, even on a regular beach, I would need to be with someone that would stay out to hold my stuff.
 

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I bet all these guys were old and/or ugly.

When it comes to OLD, you should always go on the "Too good to be true" premise.

A lot of these guys were probably 3-4 smv trying to get their d1ck sucked by a 7-8 smv teen on a first meet up. LOL in their dreams...
 
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