reply to: I owe you

[MR MIZUN0]

Background info: I have improved myself (contacts, acne, and style) so as of now I am feeling good about myself.

Well after texting this chick who is a friend of a friend and an indirect coworker of mine, i tell her that she owe's me because she will not be at my going away party to college.....her response is: lol, what do i owe you?

I have a feeling that i could really use this question to my advantage, so my question is: how do i respond to that?

 

[Plinco]

I don't think you even have to respond to that... but I am no expert either.

 

[SeymourCake]

lol you tryna turn it around for sex. get rid of your horny thoughts.

 

[Plinco]

...her response is: lol, what do i owe you?

I have a feeling that i could really use this question to my advantage, so my question is: how do i respond to that?

You can either respond to that by something stupid/random, like (I don't know lol) four sticks of toothpaste, four pillows and a banana.

or just get another girl that you see... and then text her back and vaguely put that nvm, its taken care of.

 

[MikeBrown30]

lol you tryna turn it around for sex. get rid of your horny thoughts.

Yes, let's become pussified and never think about sex.

 

[ARrocket]

Background info: I have improved myself (contacts, acne, and style) so as of now I am feeling good about myself.

Well after texting this chick who is a friend of a friend and an indirect coworker of mine, i tell her that she owe's me because she will not be at my going away party to college.....her response is: lol, what do i owe you?

I have a feeling that i could really use this question to my advantage, so my question is: how do i respond to that?

A game of pool.

Ice cream.

Etc.

You can go from there

 

[SeymourCake]

Yes, let's become pussified and never think about sex.

Pussified? So you're implying that women don't think about sex? You're so wrong lol.

You have a lot to learn young AFC.

 

[hexx]

Pussified? So you're implying that women don't think about sex? You're so wrong lol.

You have a lot to learn young AFC.

He's implying that you shouldn't repress your sexuality, not that of the other gender.

 

[SeymourCake]

I know, but the chick the OP was talking about showed no IOI (or he didn't mention it). If she did, then that's when you can get flirty in a sexual sense. If no IOIs were shown, then she'll see you as a creep.

It's an IOI if-
what she says
-she tries to end silence; ex- "so..."
-she initiates contact with you
-asks about name/age/ethnicity/fragrance/clothing
-married women talks incessently to you, yet never mentions the husband
-asks you if you're leaving when you put something away or put on your gloves, etc
what she does
-she plays with her hair while talking to you
-you sense jealousy when you mention another female
-she initiates kino
-she makes eye contact then smiles at you
-she brings her group of friends to stand near your group of friends and keeps looking over
-she watches you on the dancefloor
-body language i.e If she moves her body around to face you while you are talking
-grabbing hat/ring etc. and putting it on unprovoked or touches any article of clothing
-legs become intertwined with yours
-leans in while talking to you
-looks at you when you look away, then turns away when you look back

You absolutely know you're in when
-she puts her hand on your leg
-licks her lips when talking to
-she tries to grab your attention constantly
-she grabs your crotch or ass
-you can see her giving you the doggy dinner bowl eyes
-she takes your cell phone without warning and she put her phone number in

 

[Uberguy]

I know, but the chick the OP was talking about showed no IOI (or he didn't mention it). If she did, then that's when you can get flirty in a sexual sense. If no IOIs were shown, then she'll see you as a creep.

Exactly. The OP might be able to turn it around into something fun that she might be interested in (catching up over drinks?), but it would totally be an AFC move to think that it can go straight to sex.

"You can't make it to my party? Oh, then you owe me a rim job."

Sorry boys, but the game is not that simple.