"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'd like to remind you guys not to post any material which you did not write yourself without the permission of the author.

If you read something cool, why don't you email the author and invite him/her to post it here in this forum. If they're smart they will, as it's free advertising for them.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by sosuave.com:
I'd like to remind you guys not to post any material which you did not write yourself without the permission of the author.

If you read something cool, why don't you email the author and invite him/her to post it here in this forum. If they're smart they will, as it's free advertising for them.
Oops!...Sorry for overlooking that. Thanks for the reminder!



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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Whoops, my bad! Thanks for the reminder.
 

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OOPS! Thanks for the reminder.

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[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 05-08-2001).]
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What kind of losers do that kind of sh*t?!
 

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Originally posted by trickynick:
What kind of losers do that kind of sh*t?!
Pook, Anti-Dump, Red-xL, Jake Steed, trickynick, sosuave.com, ...


No MAN I'M KIDDIN'

Really; THIS IS A JOKE!!!



[This message has been edited by bartender (edited 01-08-2002).]
 

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Hey man, are you picking ANOTHER fight with me, Alan? Remember what happened last time?
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Err, I meant the time befor that, duh, jeeze how dense cna you be, Alan?
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Alrite thats it! Ur gona get it now, HEY, ow ow ow, uncle uncle, Jesus, Harry, and the 101 Holy-Helpers! Where did u learn THAT move, and more importantly, where the hell were you hiding those handcuffs?
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Hey, don't sas me, do u know who I am!?
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O, so u do... then you must be very foolish, that or have the polish mob on your side
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O, I KNEW IT... mwahahaha, folish Pollock! Your mafia will never take over canada, you stand out too much! Even the colmon man will realize something is up when you walk in in a diagnal stripe shirt and pokadot pants!
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DRESS AS ITALIANS!? HOLY DESCISES BATMAN, WHAT A DEVILISH PLAN!
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Well u don't gota take it personal ya dumb Pollock...
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O, ya, I forgot I was Pollish, r ya gona gimi the key to these handcuffs? At leased gimi back my pants...
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Ok, ok, keep the pants... don't think they'll fit fat ass!
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Said what? It wasn't me, thats for shure

EXCETERA!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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