"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'd like to remind you guys not to post any material which you did not write yourself without the permission of the author.

If you read something cool, why don't you email the author and invite him/her to post it here in this forum. If they're smart they will, as it's free advertising for them.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My RSS tactics are completely new original material.
Don't worry about it Allen


-Cecil
 
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Originally posted by sosuave.com:
I'd like to remind you guys not to post any material which you did not write yourself without the permission of the author.

If you read something cool, why don't you email the author and invite him/her to post it here in this forum. If they're smart they will, as it's free advertising for them.
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Oops!...Sorry for overlooking that. Thanks for the reminder!



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makes me stronger...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Whoops, my bad! Thanks for the reminder.
 
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OOPS! Thanks for the reminder.

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 05-08-2001).]
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What kind of losers do that kind of sh*t?!
 
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Originally posted by trickynick:
What kind of losers do that kind of sh*t?!
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Pook, Anti-Dump, Red-xL, Jake Steed, trickynick, sosuave.com, ...


No MAN I'M KIDDIN'

Really; THIS IS A JOKE!!!



[This message has been edited by bartender (edited 01-08-2002).]
 
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Hey man, are you picking ANOTHER fight with me, Alan? Remember what happened last time?
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Err, I meant the time befor that, duh, jeeze how dense cna you be, Alan?
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Alrite thats it! Ur gona get it now, HEY, ow ow ow, uncle uncle, Jesus, Harry, and the 101 Holy-Helpers! Where did u learn THAT move, and more importantly, where the hell were you hiding those handcuffs?
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Hey, don't sas me, do u know who I am!?
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O, so u do... then you must be very foolish, that or have the polish mob on your side
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O, I KNEW IT... mwahahaha, folish Pollock! Your mafia will never take over canada, you stand out too much! Even the colmon man will realize something is up when you walk in in a diagnal stripe shirt and pokadot pants!
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DRESS AS ITALIANS!? HOLY DESCISES BATMAN, WHAT A DEVILISH PLAN!
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Well u don't gota take it personal ya dumb Pollock...
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O, ya, I forgot I was Pollish, r ya gona gimi the key to these handcuffs? At leased gimi back my pants...
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Ok, ok, keep the pants... don't think they'll fit fat ass!
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Said what? It wasn't me, thats for shure

EXCETERA!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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