"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'd like to remind you guys not to post any material which you did not write yourself without the permission of the author.

If you read something cool, why don't you email the author and invite him/her to post it here in this forum. If they're smart they will, as it's free advertising for them.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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My RSS tactics are completely new original material.
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Originally posted by sosuave.com:
I'd like to remind you guys not to post any material which you did not write yourself without the permission of the author.

If you read something cool, why don't you email the author and invite him/her to post it here in this forum. If they're smart they will, as it's free advertising for them.
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Oops!...Sorry for overlooking that. Thanks for the reminder!



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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Whoops, my bad! Thanks for the reminder.
 
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OOPS! Thanks for the reminder.

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 05-08-2001).]
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What kind of losers do that kind of sh*t?!
 
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Originally posted by trickynick:
What kind of losers do that kind of sh*t?!
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Pook, Anti-Dump, Red-xL, Jake Steed, trickynick, sosuave.com, ...


No MAN I'M KIDDIN'

Really; THIS IS A JOKE!!!



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Hey man, are you picking ANOTHER fight with me, Alan? Remember what happened last time?
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Err, I meant the time befor that, duh, jeeze how dense cna you be, Alan?
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Alrite thats it! Ur gona get it now, HEY, ow ow ow, uncle uncle, Jesus, Harry, and the 101 Holy-Helpers! Where did u learn THAT move, and more importantly, where the hell were you hiding those handcuffs?
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Hey, don't sas me, do u know who I am!?
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O, so u do... then you must be very foolish, that or have the polish mob on your side
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O, I KNEW IT... mwahahaha, folish Pollock! Your mafia will never take over canada, you stand out too much! Even the colmon man will realize something is up when you walk in in a diagnal stripe shirt and pokadot pants!
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DRESS AS ITALIANS!? HOLY DESCISES BATMAN, WHAT A DEVILISH PLAN!
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Well u don't gota take it personal ya dumb Pollock...
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O, ya, I forgot I was Pollish, r ya gona gimi the key to these handcuffs? At leased gimi back my pants...
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Ok, ok, keep the pants... don't think they'll fit fat ass!
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Said what? It wasn't me, thats for shure

EXCETERA!!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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