"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Remembering John Lennon

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John Lennon was murdered this month, 26 years ago.

a link to one of his most famous and most meaningful songs: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zj8LR25HeJA

A brief biography from his wikipedia article:
John Ono Lennon, MBE (born John Winston Lennon, 9 October 1940 – 8 December 1980) was an iconic 20th century English rock and roll songwriter and singer, who gained worldwide fame as the founder of The Beatles. He and Paul McCartney formed the hugely successful Lennon/McCartney songwriting partnership - writing songs for The Beatles and other artists.[1] As a writing pair, Lennon's hard edge and McCartney's optimism complemented one another.[2] The Beatles revolutionised rock music with their lyrics, instrumentation, harmonies, and electronic effects. In his successful solo career, Lennon wrote and recorded songs such as "Imagine" and "Give Peace a Chance" that became anthems of their age.

Lennon, on television and in films such as A Hard Day's Night (1964), and in press conferences and interviews, revealed his rebellious, iconoclastic nature and quick, irreverent wit. He channeled his fame and penchant for controversy into his work as a peace activist, artist and author.

He had one son, Julian, with his first wife, Cynthia. He and his second wife - avant-garde artist Yoko Ono - had one son, Sean. Lennon was murdered in New York City on December 8, 1980, by a deranged fan as he and Ono returned home from a recording session. He was - and continues to be - mourned throughout the world.

In 2002, respondents to a BBC poll about the 100 Greatest Britons voted Lennon into eighth place.
If John Lennon had lived to today, maybe the world would be really different. Incredible man.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The average person in here don't know John Lennon or had never seen him.
 

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Anti-American, hippie Communist.

That being said, I wish Yoko got it instead of him.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Derek Flint said:
Anti-American, hippie Communist.

That being said, I wish Yoko got it instead of him.

Dude should have taken them both out. I think Beavis said it best:

"Those a$$wipes the Beatles ruined music."

My sentiments exactly.
 
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