jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Well i had a ****e day. been pissed off for no reason. Nearly got into a fight with a pro-boxer (not a good idea).
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
oh yeah i do that all the time. lolOriginally posted by jonny football hero
Nearly got into a fight with a pro-boxer
good luck, you bastardOriginally posted by Cloud-uk
wish me luck you bastards.
dont ditch them if their real friends man, just tell them it pi**es you off and if they keep doing it then... NEXT. lolOriginally posted by jonny football hero
Seems my friends are racists aswell, i'm thinking about ditching them, any suggestions?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mehh... if it pisses you off ditch them. Depends if it's just a flaw they have or it's something they would act on. Racists and homophobes piss me off anyway.Originally posted by jonny football hero
Seems my friends are racists aswell, i'm thinking about ditching them, any suggestions?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
oh man you poor bastardOriginally posted by JSH
Im basically torn between a sexually experienced beautiful girl and a slightly better looking beautiful naive girl. Both are obsessed
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.