organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
same here, but i kinda like that sleepy feeling i get afterwards :yawn:arlanda said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Redbull gives you wings
- Thread starter Skel
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
bbestar
Banned
whoa me too, especially starbucks
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
go buy a thermogenic diet pill
like Hydroxycut or Ripped Fuel.
1 serving of that will suppress appetite, and get u wired for about 3 or 4 hours..
like Hydroxycut or Ripped Fuel.
1 serving of that will suppress appetite, and get u wired for about 3 or 4 hours..
Magnatolia
Don Juan
The burn-out is because they're full of sugar. Sugar gives you a 'quick' high.
Try the sugar-free versions. I know that V has sugar free. That way you get the caffeine and Taurine and whatever else they thrown in em.
J
Try the sugar-free versions. I know that V has sugar free. That way you get the caffeine and Taurine and whatever else they thrown in em.
J
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
Street price for bootleg is $3.00 an ounceSTR8UP said:
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
No, it's because of all the B vitamins in them. Ever taken a piss after taking a multi-B-vitamin pill?Joe The Homophobe said:
Anyways, I like diet Monsters when I'm driving home in the middle of the night and about to crash in more ways than one. I hate Redline though... that stuff gives me a massive headache.