organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
same here, but i kinda like that sleepy feeling i get afterwards :yawn:arlanda said:**** that crap. I burn out after like 15 minutes and then I get sleepy.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
same here, but i kinda like that sleepy feeling i get afterwards :yawn:arlanda said:**** that crap. I burn out after like 15 minutes and then I get sleepy.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Street price for bootleg is $3.00 an ounceSTR8UP said:$2 for six ounces of sugar water?!?!?!?
Unfortunately my friends love the stuff so I try to keep some on hand.
BUT THAT SH!T COSTS MORE THAN THE VODKA! It's just not right...
No, it's because of all the B vitamins in them. Ever taken a piss after taking a multi-B-vitamin pill?Joe The Homophobe said:energy drinks are bad for you. They change your urine color to the point urine looks almost like the energy drink in bright yellow (probably just the body spitting the stuff out)