"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Redbull gives you wings

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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frivolousz21

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go buy a thermogenic diet pill

like Hydroxycut or Ripped Fuel.

1 serving of that will suppress appetite, and get u wired for about 3 or 4 hours..
 

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$2 for six ounces of sugar water?!?!?!?

Unfortunately my friends love the stuff so I try to keep some on hand.

BUT THAT SH!T COSTS MORE THAN THE VODKA! It's just not right...
 

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The burn-out is because they're full of sugar. Sugar gives you a 'quick' high.

Try the sugar-free versions. I know that V has sugar free. That way you get the caffeine and Taurine and whatever else they thrown in em.

J
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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flippinfreak

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STR8UP said:
$2 for six ounces of sugar water?!?!?!?

Unfortunately my friends love the stuff so I try to keep some on hand.

BUT THAT SH!T COSTS MORE THAN THE VODKA! It's just not right...
Street price for bootleg is $3.00 an ounce:p
 

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Kronik is my favorite energy drink. It taste pretty good on its own, not too sweet and mixes well with clear liquor
 

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Joe The Homophobe said:
energy drinks are bad for you. They change your urine color to the point urine looks almost like the energy drink in bright yellow (probably just the body spitting the stuff out)
No, it's because of all the B vitamins in them. Ever taken a piss after taking a multi-B-vitamin pill?

Anyways, I like diet Monsters when I'm driving home in the middle of the night and about to crash in more ways than one. I hate Redline though... that stuff gives me a massive headache.
 
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