"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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HI everyone!!!!


Ok i was out playing in the sand, and when i looked up I saw this really gorgeous girl, she looked at me!!

When she looked at me I was very very shy, and didnt know what to do!! I was thinking "She is soo beutifull!!" She looked at me for 5 sec and then left.

I was talking to my friend and asked him for advise!! He turned out to be GAY, I knew that I was doomed!! I was thinking about buying her roses and chocolate hearts, and i was gonna tell her how much i loved her.


GUYS!! What do you think!! Help me answer these questions!! PLEASE


1) does she like me??

2) How can I make her like me??

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??


Thanks people. BEcouse me very hapy right now, you know how it is for me now. Me very very happy, becouse me want the girl.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Luke!! said:
Save roses and choclates as a present for your first date.
Er, NO


Shydude, you ever gonna see her again? If you do, straight up talk to her. Dont tell your dad if nothings happening!

And read the bible about how to ge ther to like you, B

And If she doesnt like you b, jus next her

Theres always more fish in the sea that is, in the sea, sea that is....
 

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I ****ing hope this kid is kidding around. That is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard and it wasn't even funny. If you are serious, you need serious help and a reality check.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This was suppose to be a joke! I mean doesnt this sound fake?? Like playing in the sand and all!!!COMEN!!!
 

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Heheh, well I appreciated the joke...

I wasn't 100% sure it was a joke until you said, but I still laughed :D
 

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1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
 

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.


Thanks doc!! Awsome advise!! I will be sure to use them!!
 

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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