"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HI everyone!!!!


Ok i was out playing in the sand, and when i looked up I saw this really gorgeous girl, she looked at me!!

When she looked at me I was very very shy, and didnt know what to do!! I was thinking "She is soo beutifull!!" She looked at me for 5 sec and then left.

I was talking to my friend and asked him for advise!! He turned out to be GAY, I knew that I was doomed!! I was thinking about buying her roses and chocolate hearts, and i was gonna tell her how much i loved her.


GUYS!! What do you think!! Help me answer these questions!! PLEASE


1) does she like me??

2) How can I make her like me??

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??


Thanks people. BEcouse me very hapy right now, you know how it is for me now. Me very very happy, becouse me want the girl.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Luke!! said:
Save roses and choclates as a present for your first date.
Er, NO


Shydude, you ever gonna see her again? If you do, straight up talk to her. Dont tell your dad if nothings happening!

And read the bible about how to ge ther to like you, B

And If she doesnt like you b, jus next her

Theres always more fish in the sea that is, in the sea, sea that is....
 

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I ****ing hope this kid is kidding around. That is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard and it wasn't even funny. If you are serious, you need serious help and a reality check.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This was suppose to be a joke! I mean doesnt this sound fake?? Like playing in the sand and all!!!COMEN!!!
 

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Heheh, well I appreciated the joke...

I wasn't 100% sure it was a joke until you said, but I still laughed :D
 

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1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
 

shydude

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.


Thanks doc!! Awsome advise!! I will be sure to use them!!
 

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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