"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HI everyone!!!!


Ok i was out playing in the sand, and when i looked up I saw this really gorgeous girl, she looked at me!!

When she looked at me I was very very shy, and didnt know what to do!! I was thinking "She is soo beutifull!!" She looked at me for 5 sec and then left.

I was talking to my friend and asked him for advise!! He turned out to be GAY, I knew that I was doomed!! I was thinking about buying her roses and chocolate hearts, and i was gonna tell her how much i loved her.


GUYS!! What do you think!! Help me answer these questions!! PLEASE


1) does she like me??

2) How can I make her like me??

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??


Thanks people. BEcouse me very hapy right now, you know how it is for me now. Me very very happy, becouse me want the girl.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Luke!! said:
Save roses and choclates as a present for your first date.
Er, NO


Shydude, you ever gonna see her again? If you do, straight up talk to her. Dont tell your dad if nothings happening!

And read the bible about how to ge ther to like you, B

And If she doesnt like you b, jus next her

Theres always more fish in the sea that is, in the sea, sea that is....
 

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I ****ing hope this kid is kidding around. That is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard and it wasn't even funny. If you are serious, you need serious help and a reality check.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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shydude

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This was suppose to be a joke! I mean doesnt this sound fake?? Like playing in the sand and all!!!COMEN!!!
 

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Heheh, well I appreciated the joke...

I wasn't 100% sure it was a joke until you said, but I still laughed :D
 

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1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
 

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.


Thanks doc!! Awsome advise!! I will be sure to use them!!
 

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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