"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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HI everyone!!!!


Ok i was out playing in the sand, and when i looked up I saw this really gorgeous girl, she looked at me!!

When she looked at me I was very very shy, and didnt know what to do!! I was thinking "She is soo beutifull!!" She looked at me for 5 sec and then left.

I was talking to my friend and asked him for advise!! He turned out to be GAY, I knew that I was doomed!! I was thinking about buying her roses and chocolate hearts, and i was gonna tell her how much i loved her.


GUYS!! What do you think!! Help me answer these questions!! PLEASE


1) does she like me??

2) How can I make her like me??

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??


Thanks people. BEcouse me very hapy right now, you know how it is for me now. Me very very happy, becouse me want the girl.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Luke!! said:
Save roses and choclates as a present for your first date.
Er, NO


Shydude, you ever gonna see her again? If you do, straight up talk to her. Dont tell your dad if nothings happening!

And read the bible about how to ge ther to like you, B

And If she doesnt like you b, jus next her

Theres always more fish in the sea that is, in the sea, sea that is....
 

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I ****ing hope this kid is kidding around. That is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard and it wasn't even funny. If you are serious, you need serious help and a reality check.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This was suppose to be a joke! I mean doesnt this sound fake?? Like playing in the sand and all!!!COMEN!!!
 

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Heheh, well I appreciated the joke...

I wasn't 100% sure it was a joke until you said, but I still laughed :D
 

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1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
 

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.


Thanks doc!! Awsome advise!! I will be sure to use them!!
 

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Docs said:
1) does she like me??
No, she likes your gay friend there bud.

2) How can I make her like me??
Become outragously gay, gayyer then your friend. Then you might have a shimmer of hope.

3) What should I do if she doesnt like me??
Go kick the little kid's sand castle down, tell him to F-Off, tell the mom that she's a fat slut and run away crying and screaming.

4) Should i let my papa know about my feelings??
Pronounce your new found dreams to be a gay stripper.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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