"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I wouldn't call here a fatty. She's had too much plastic surgery and it makes her face look funny. I suspect she's had lipo done. When a person gets lipo the doctors remove fat cells from the body, usually around the waist, hips thighs and butt. The fat has to collect somewhere and it tends to collect in the face and/or chest.
 
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She probably gained 5 or 6 pounds dude. In the last pic her head is ****ed back so the skin of her chin and neck are meeting. Everyone gets those when you do that.

Edit: Oh actually yeah she does look a little chubs in the interview and she's a total c*nt in the interview too.
 
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Tiger made a big fvckin fool out of himself
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I guess the chick is just a bit bigger, but someone like Tiger could do better. He should be only hittin 9's or better and I don't think that girl is a 9.

I just like 'em slim. 5'8" and 120 lbs., size 0 is perfect to me.
 
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She's a 9 in those pictures imo. She's a bit chubbier in that interview no doubt but not a 'fatty' or ugly by any means.
 
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Tiger Woods banged a fattie EWWW!


Who hasn't?

Cheers!
 
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