"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mmmm nice body, smooth body.......and a princess!

I give her a 9
 

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lol to me she looks like a wax figure. Also I think I see some armpit hair. Well if she is real and dosen't have armpit hair I'd say a 7.
 

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
lol to me she looks like a wax figure. Also I think I see some armpit hair. Well if she is real and dosen't have armpit hair I'd say a 7.
it's not armpit hair...it's her long hair hanging at the back!


well, i think she's incredibly beautiful. 9. very lovely and feminine looking lady. i don't think she looks like a wax figure at all. maybe more a barbie doll... lol. i think there are plenty of blonde women who look like a plastic barbie doll...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i dunno a 9? id give her about 7.5 shes good looking dont get me wrong but a little too pale and theres just something about her that doesnt do it for me
 

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if i was slightly tough on the rating i could go as low as 6, her face is U G L Y hey body itself is at least a 7 except for the fact that she is too pale for my liking.

i wouldnt hit it with her...unless she went to a tanning salon and i had a plastic bag to put over her head:p
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
if i was slightly tough on the rating i could go as low as 6, her face is U G L Y hey body itself is at least a 7 except for the fact that she is too pale for my liking.

i wouldnt hit it with her...unless she went to a tanning salon and i had a plastic bag to put over her head:p
if you think she was pale then you probably think most white women are pale?

which celebrities (face and body) do you find attractive?
 

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i hope you dont use a plastic bag, that would mean death...

i think you were looking for paper bag
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Thats a really fake looking smile. She looks plastic, turn off. Pale. Just not that hot. 6.
 

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I like how - at the time of posting this - 3 of the most recently answered 5 posts in this forum are posts from friendlydays asking for opinions on the hotness of a few women

That's great...
 

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I'll do one better and rate you: You got one-itis for an internet chick, a bunch of pixels on the screen! That's more AFC than real-life one-itis.

Snap out of it and go after normal looking chicks.

PS: This chick is absolutely perfect and flawless (looking). 9.8873 I would guess-timate on the old 1-10 scale.
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
I like how - at the time of posting this - 3 of the most recently answered 5 posts in this forum are posts from friendlydays asking for opinions on the hotness of a few women

That's great...
Huh? what do you mean?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Re: Re: Rate this girl

Originally posted by stevera004
I'll do one better and rate you: You got one-itis for an internet chick, a bunch of pixels on the screen! That's more AFC than real-life one-itis.

Snap out of it and go after normal looking chicks.

PS: This chick is absolutely perfect and flawless (looking). 9.8873 I would guess-timate on the old 1-10 scale.
Naaah I'm just curious about cultural beauty. We know that beauty is cultural and very subjective. I'm doing a poll because i want to see how different races of people perceive different types of beauty. that's all. :D
 

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Originally posted by friendlydays
Huh? what do you mean?
Okay...It's really not that important and I'm not sure how I could have reworded that for it to make any more sense. "Three of the top five most recently replied to posts" = the first five posts you see when you enter a forum; minus the stickied posts which are always on the top.

See - Every now and then I'll make a little comment on something I find amusing. This was one such time.
 

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Definitely needs a tan. She is curvy and lean at the same time, I like em with a little more on top, she's a little disproportionate. Very attractive, she gets a solid 8.

Not necesarily my ideal type, meaning, I have other types I consider 8's that I would take over her. To say that you wouldn't hit it, think about the chicks you've been in bed with. How many are more attractive?
 

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These "rate this/these girl(s)" threads are much better when they are just ordinary (as in non-professional models) people. Like this thread
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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