"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Ever been raped? I know it may sound absurd, and trust me I use to think it was absurd for a man to be raped.

I need some advice. Was at this party last night and this broad comes up to me and says out loud at the party, (shes about 35, has this hot daugter ... thought she was of age, but said she was in Y.O until april 17) anywayz this broad tells everyone at the party, doesnt macavoy look like michael, well guess what, when macavoy was over visiting w/ buddy last year, I ****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch. 9 months later, theres michaeal.

I had no idea this happened. I am not worried she will come for me for child support, but what should I do. I have no recollection of any of that, but as I think back now, I can almost recall a time when it may have been possible.

BTW, she doesn't exactly have the best reputation in town. Shes not as a bit of a pyscho, etc.. I don't want ot get stabbedt tetc.. for rattin her out
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If you're going to tell a story, try to make it understandable. I had to read your post 3 times before it made sense.

Why did you type that you "****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch."

You fycked a guy? Then who's michael? And what's Y.O.?
 
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italostud said:
If you're going to tell a story, try to make it understandable. I had to read your post 3 times before it made sense.

Why did you type that you "****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch."

You fycked a guy? Then who's michael? And what's Y.O.?
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Haha, my thoughts exactly.

I think he tried to say that this chick fvcked a guy that looked like buddy here and had a kid. Class A+ Wh0re IMO
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Heres a translation of my drunk talk. Long story short, I'm at this party, and this girl basically tells everyone that she raped me about a year ago and now has a kid that she claims is mine. I don't recall any of this but I vaguely remember being at her house one time and it is possible.

My g/f would be so unimpressed if she ever found out.
 
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If a chick tried to tie me down and rape me, I'd wait till I'm about to ejaculate then start spitting in her face and ****ting all over the place. Somehow untie the ropes then jack-off into her eye balls.
 
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