"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ever been raped? I know it may sound absurd, and trust me I use to think it was absurd for a man to be raped.

I need some advice. Was at this party last night and this broad comes up to me and says out loud at the party, (shes about 35, has this hot daugter ... thought she was of age, but said she was in Y.O until april 17) anywayz this broad tells everyone at the party, doesnt macavoy look like michael, well guess what, when macavoy was over visiting w/ buddy last year, I ****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch. 9 months later, theres michaeal.

I had no idea this happened. I am not worried she will come for me for child support, but what should I do. I have no recollection of any of that, but as I think back now, I can almost recall a time when it may have been possible.

BTW, she doesn't exactly have the best reputation in town. Shes not as a bit of a pyscho, etc.. I don't want ot get stabbedt tetc.. for rattin her out
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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If you're going to tell a story, try to make it understandable. I had to read your post 3 times before it made sense.

Why did you type that you "****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch."

You fycked a guy? Then who's michael? And what's Y.O.?
 
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italostud said:
If you're going to tell a story, try to make it understandable. I had to read your post 3 times before it made sense.

Why did you type that you "****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch."

You fycked a guy? Then who's michael? And what's Y.O.?
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Haha, my thoughts exactly.

I think he tried to say that this chick fvcked a guy that looked like buddy here and had a kid. Class A+ Wh0re IMO
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Heres a translation of my drunk talk. Long story short, I'm at this party, and this girl basically tells everyone that she raped me about a year ago and now has a kid that she claims is mine. I don't recall any of this but I vaguely remember being at her house one time and it is possible.

My g/f would be so unimpressed if she ever found out.
 
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If a chick tried to tie me down and rape me, I'd wait till I'm about to ejaculate then start spitting in her face and ****ting all over the place. Somehow untie the ropes then jack-off into her eye balls.
 
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