"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ever been raped? I know it may sound absurd, and trust me I use to think it was absurd for a man to be raped.

I need some advice. Was at this party last night and this broad comes up to me and says out loud at the party, (shes about 35, has this hot daugter ... thought she was of age, but said she was in Y.O until april 17) anywayz this broad tells everyone at the party, doesnt macavoy look like michael, well guess what, when macavoy was over visiting w/ buddy last year, I ****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch. 9 months later, theres michaeal.

I had no idea this happened. I am not worried she will come for me for child support, but what should I do. I have no recollection of any of that, but as I think back now, I can almost recall a time when it may have been possible.

BTW, she doesn't exactly have the best reputation in town. Shes not as a bit of a pyscho, etc.. I don't want ot get stabbedt tetc.. for rattin her out
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If you're going to tell a story, try to make it understandable. I had to read your post 3 times before it made sense.

Why did you type that you "****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch."

You fycked a guy? Then who's michael? And what's Y.O.?
 
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italostud said:
If you're going to tell a story, try to make it understandable. I had to read your post 3 times before it made sense.

Why did you type that you "****ed him when he was sleeping on my couch."

You fycked a guy? Then who's michael? And what's Y.O.?
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Haha, my thoughts exactly.

I think he tried to say that this chick fvcked a guy that looked like buddy here and had a kid. Class A+ Wh0re IMO
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heres a translation of my drunk talk. Long story short, I'm at this party, and this girl basically tells everyone that she raped me about a year ago and now has a kid that she claims is mine. I don't recall any of this but I vaguely remember being at her house one time and it is possible.

My g/f would be so unimpressed if she ever found out.
 
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If a chick tried to tie me down and rape me, I'd wait till I'm about to ejaculate then start spitting in her face and ****ting all over the place. Somehow untie the ropes then jack-off into her eye balls.
 
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