Rant thread...at the risk of sounding like a chump

[ARrocket]

Not really asking for advice, just wanted to get this out.

I'm "friends" (not very close) with this girl at my university. She had a boyfriend when I met her, and it was when I was just starting to improve with girls. I am pretty sure I friendzoned myself. Whatever, I don't really care.

Well she's single now (saw on Facebook...) and she was over at my place today. I felt so awkward...normally I would escalate at that point, but I wouldn't wanna get blown out...I mean I'd like to keep her around as a friend.

But at the same time, if she was expecting me to make a move and is frustrated that I didn't...I feel bad about that too!

Ugh. You'll have to take my word for it that when I am actively pursuing a girl I'm not this timid...I make a ho say no I just don't know what her intentions are, and it bugs me! Oh well, I think I'll just try to friendzone myself, I got other plates to worry about.

I'd love to tap that azz though, but I guess it's not worth the risk

 

[AAAgent]

rejection is better than regret.

 

[squirrels]

Girls make sh!tty friends. Tap it.

 

[AAAgent]

Girls make sh!tty friends. Tap it.

Definitely agree with this.

over 90% of the girl FRIENDS i had tried to sleep with me. After a long enough time of failing we fell out of touch or more like they lost interest.

The other 10% were the ones i tried to sleep with. We still talk time to time haha.

 

[Noodles]

I'd love to tap that azz though, but I guess it's not worth the risk

What risk? You said she's not a close friend anyway.

When you see her ask her to turn round. Then tell her to bend over. Then whistle and say 'lovely view' and smack her arse.

If she tells you where to go, grin and tell her she loves it.

If she never talks to you again, so what? She won't though. Women love a man to take control like that. But you have to do it with confidence. Don't stumble or stutter. Go...and be a man my son.

 

[dj_china]

the biggest regrest in life are the things you didn't do

 

[Big O]

..I mean I'd like to keep her around as a friend.

really?

I'd love to tap that azz though,

ah, ok.

maybe try Confident Persistence http://www.sosuave.com/articles/at/persistence.htm