"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rant thread...at the risk of sounding like a chump

ARrocket

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Not really asking for advice, just wanted to get this out.

I'm "friends" (not very close) with this girl at my university. She had a boyfriend when I met her, and it was when I was just starting to improve with girls. I am pretty sure I friendzoned myself. Whatever, I don't really care.

Well she's single now (saw on Facebook...) and she was over at my place today. I felt so awkward...normally I would escalate at that point, but I wouldn't wanna get blown out...I mean I'd like to keep her around as a friend.

But at the same time, if she was expecting me to make a move and is frustrated that I didn't...I feel bad about that too!

Ugh. You'll have to take my word for it that when I am actively pursuing a girl I'm not this timid...I make a ho say no ;) I just don't know what her intentions are, and it bugs me! Oh well, I think I'll just try to friendzone myself, I got other plates to worry about.

I'd love to tap that azz though, but I guess it's not worth the risk :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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rejection is better than regret.
 

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squirrels said:
Girls make sh!tty friends. Tap it.
Definitely agree with this.

over 90% of the girl FRIENDS i had tried to sleep with me. After a long enough time of failing we fell out of touch or more like they lost interest.

The other 10% were the ones i tried to sleep with. We still talk time to time haha.
 

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ARrocket said:
I'd love to tap that azz though, but I guess it's not worth the risk :rolleyes:
What risk? You said she's not a close friend anyway.

When you see her ask her to turn round. Then tell her to bend over. Then whistle and say 'lovely view' and smack her arse.

If she tells you where to go, grin and tell her she loves it.

If she never talks to you again, so what? She won't though. Women love a man to take control like that. But you have to do it with confidence. Don't stumble or stutter. Go...and be a man my son.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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