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So I went to the drug store yesterday and Im in line to pay my stuff. In front of me was this random land whale bying one of those Plan B/Postday pills, meaning someone actually inserted his c0ck inside her during the past weekend.

The thirst is real. How was he even able to "rise to the ocassion" is beyond me.
 

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The thirst is real. How was he even able to "rise to the ocassion" is beyond me.
Not to go all serious in an 'Anything Else' thread, but a few years ago I read some articles on college students gang banging 'piggies' for sport, but some of them stopped caring about standards and 'enjoyed' the ease of sex with those whales.
 

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So I went to the drug store yesterday and Im in line to pay my stuff. In front of me was this random land whale bying one of those Plan B/Postday pills, meaning someone actually inserted his c0ck inside her during the past weekend.

The thirst is real. How was he even able to "rise to the ocassion" is beyond me.
Surprised she wasn't getting Ozempic
 

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So I went to the drug store yesterday and Im in line to pay my stuff. In front of me was this random land whale bying one of those Plan B/Postday pills, meaning someone actually inserted his c0ck inside her during the past weekend.

The thirst is real. How was he even able to "rise to the ocassion" is beyond me.
How do you know it wasn't her dog?
 

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Sad world. The average weight really has skyrocketed. And I see it all the time on the street. Women are just unfortunately fat these days. No control over their bodies. Never believe them when they say some excuse like "genetics, stressful eating, food stamps, etc." There is no excuse for bad eating and little exercise. I will understand if you are disabled, but none of them are. If anything, they eat themselves into disability.

Another thing: there is so many disability spots at all the stores I go to taking up the front spots. We need to stop encouraging these fat f*cks.
 

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Sad world. The average weight really has skyrocketed. And I see it all the time on the street. Women are just unfortunately fat these days. No control over their bodies. Never believe them when they say some excuse like "genetics, stressful eating, food stamps, etc." There is no excuse for bad eating and little exercise. I will understand if you are disabled, but none of them are. If anything, they eat themselves into disability.

Another thing: there is so many disability spots at all the stores I go to taking up the front spots. We need to stop encouraging these fat f*cks.
A neat little trick is saying "moo please" when they get in your way.
 

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The game is getting out of hand.

Just saw a clip with a UK MONSTROSITY of a whale who claims a man MUST spend at least 500K on her wedding ring if he wants to keep her around...

At the end of the day it's your fellow man who allows this to happen. Again, the best thing a man can do now( regardless of how well you "studied game") is grind, level up , separate himself from the rest of simpletons and strike when better opportunities arise.

This reminds me of @BPH with his almost 100 notch count, I wonder how many whales he has under his belt :rofl:
I have a count that is probably more than that and yeah , it does contain some butterfaces,whales, town bicycles and women above 45 . :D :cool:
 

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.... a few years ago I read some articles on college students gang banging 'piggies' for sport....
Yeah, I remember when I was that age (we're talking 1980s here) sometimes in a club we would play 'Pull-a-pig' for nothing more than being bought a beer by each of the others playing.
 

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I have fvcked a few fatties over the years. The pvssy is great. Getting it up multiple times is an issue. Of course, I think there is difference between Jill Scott and Lizzo. Both fatties, but I’ve never done a Lizzo. Love me some Jill Scott and will happily bang her brains out.
 

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It’s always been like this. People on this site probably making sweet love to whales and calling it “spinning plates”
That's like spinning that one huge plate in the kitchen that you put the Thanksgiving turkey on ...
 
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