"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Random approaching like a bad@ss

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Y'all gangstas that randomly approach chicks, instead of just walking up to chicks like a goofy white boy have you ever tried random approaching while crip walking?

Since chicks like bad boys you should try it. Crip walk up to a chick and throw up a sign. She'll melt at how bad you are.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Good screening tactic, for sure
 
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Y'all gangstas that randomly approach chicks, instead of just walking up to chicks like a goofy white boy have you ever tried random approaching while crip walking?

Since chicks like bad boys you should try it. Crip walk up to a chick and throw up a sign. She'll melt at how bad you are.
I hope this is a bad attempt at trolling.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Bonus points if you dress in all blue while lip syncing a Snoop Dogg tune.

Dress in Blue = get blown.
A few months ago, there was this black guy at a bar wearing blue stuff claiming he was in the Crips. Sure, there were a few idiots who took him seriously, but I just did 4 years in the penal system. I've seen what that stuff is for real. They're pathetic little kids reminds you of middle school recess.

I think it's very sad and pathetic that Tupac Shakur is looked up to like he was a hero.
 

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naughty ninja. you used to be a legit contributor here.

didnt you do the old late night interview posts?
Yep. Gave up my johnny Carson shtick for multiple username abundance mentality.
 
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Better start singing along to rap sings with the bar babes rich.

Richie Rich wit da bionic Frog log in the hizouse!
I bet if I had a wingman who wasn't shy who went around telling girls I had a bionic d1ck, I would get laid more. Possibly every night.
 

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I bet if I had a wingman who wasn't shy who went around telling girls I had a bionic d1ck, I would get laid more. Possibly every night.
Rich even better. Get a wingman who can beatbox while spitting dope 8 mile lyrics about you and you can bionic d1ck breakdance. You'll have a crowd of chicks singing along and you'll be the bar all-stars.

You already got the dgaf gangsta rapper mentality down pat. Who needs a b-rabbit when you got a R-frog.
 

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A few months ago, there was this black guy at a bar wearing blue stuff claiming he was in the Crips. Sure, there were a few idiots who took him seriously, but I just did 4 years in the penal system. I've seen what that stuff is for real. They're pathetic little kids reminds you of middle school recess.

I think it's very sad and pathetic that Tupac Shakur is looked up to like he was a hero.
2pac is a hero.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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No, he was an idiot. And evolution is proven.
Macro evolution has and will never be proven.

You can think you came from primordial ooze, that's fine.
 
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