"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Random approaching like a bad@ss

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Y'all gangstas that randomly approach chicks, instead of just walking up to chicks like a goofy white boy have you ever tried random approaching while crip walking?

Since chicks like bad boys you should try it. Crip walk up to a chick and throw up a sign. She'll melt at how bad you are.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Good screening tactic, for sure
 
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Y'all gangstas that randomly approach chicks, instead of just walking up to chicks like a goofy white boy have you ever tried random approaching while crip walking?

Since chicks like bad boys you should try it. Crip walk up to a chick and throw up a sign. She'll melt at how bad you are.
I hope this is a bad attempt at trolling.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Bonus points if you dress in all blue while lip syncing a Snoop Dogg tune.

Dress in Blue = get blown.
A few months ago, there was this black guy at a bar wearing blue stuff claiming he was in the Crips. Sure, there were a few idiots who took him seriously, but I just did 4 years in the penal system. I've seen what that stuff is for real. They're pathetic little kids reminds you of middle school recess.

I think it's very sad and pathetic that Tupac Shakur is looked up to like he was a hero.
 

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naughty ninja. you used to be a legit contributor here.

didnt you do the old late night interview posts?
Yep. Gave up my johnny Carson shtick for multiple username abundance mentality.
 
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Better start singing along to rap sings with the bar babes rich.

Richie Rich wit da bionic Frog log in the hizouse!
I bet if I had a wingman who wasn't shy who went around telling girls I had a bionic d1ck, I would get laid more. Possibly every night.
 

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I bet if I had a wingman who wasn't shy who went around telling girls I had a bionic d1ck, I would get laid more. Possibly every night.
Rich even better. Get a wingman who can beatbox while spitting dope 8 mile lyrics about you and you can bionic d1ck breakdance. You'll have a crowd of chicks singing along and you'll be the bar all-stars.

You already got the dgaf gangsta rapper mentality down pat. Who needs a b-rabbit when you got a R-frog.
 

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A few months ago, there was this black guy at a bar wearing blue stuff claiming he was in the Crips. Sure, there were a few idiots who took him seriously, but I just did 4 years in the penal system. I've seen what that stuff is for real. They're pathetic little kids reminds you of middle school recess.

I think it's very sad and pathetic that Tupac Shakur is looked up to like he was a hero.
2pac is a hero.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No, he was an idiot. And evolution is proven.
Macro evolution has and will never be proven.

You can think you came from primordial ooze, that's fine.
 
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