Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Random approaching like a bad@ss

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Y'all gangstas that randomly approach chicks, instead of just walking up to chicks like a goofy white boy have you ever tried random approaching while crip walking?

Since chicks like bad boys you should try it. Crip walk up to a chick and throw up a sign. She'll melt at how bad you are.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Good screening tactic, for sure
 
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Y'all gangstas that randomly approach chicks, instead of just walking up to chicks like a goofy white boy have you ever tried random approaching while crip walking?

Since chicks like bad boys you should try it. Crip walk up to a chick and throw up a sign. She'll melt at how bad you are.
I hope this is a bad attempt at trolling.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bonus points if you dress in all blue while lip syncing a Snoop Dogg tune.

Dress in Blue = get blown.
A few months ago, there was this black guy at a bar wearing blue stuff claiming he was in the Crips. Sure, there were a few idiots who took him seriously, but I just did 4 years in the penal system. I've seen what that stuff is for real. They're pathetic little kids reminds you of middle school recess.

I think it's very sad and pathetic that Tupac Shakur is looked up to like he was a hero.
 

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naughty ninja. you used to be a legit contributor here.

didnt you do the old late night interview posts?
Yep. Gave up my johnny Carson shtick for multiple username abundance mentality.
 
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Better start singing along to rap sings with the bar babes rich.

Richie Rich wit da bionic Frog log in the hizouse!
I bet if I had a wingman who wasn't shy who went around telling girls I had a bionic d1ck, I would get laid more. Possibly every night.
 

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I bet if I had a wingman who wasn't shy who went around telling girls I had a bionic d1ck, I would get laid more. Possibly every night.
Rich even better. Get a wingman who can beatbox while spitting dope 8 mile lyrics about you and you can bionic d1ck breakdance. You'll have a crowd of chicks singing along and you'll be the bar all-stars.

You already got the dgaf gangsta rapper mentality down pat. Who needs a b-rabbit when you got a R-frog.
 

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A few months ago, there was this black guy at a bar wearing blue stuff claiming he was in the Crips. Sure, there were a few idiots who took him seriously, but I just did 4 years in the penal system. I've seen what that stuff is for real. They're pathetic little kids reminds you of middle school recess.

I think it's very sad and pathetic that Tupac Shakur is looked up to like he was a hero.
2pac is a hero.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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No, he was an idiot. And evolution is proven.
Macro evolution has and will never be proven.

You can think you came from primordial ooze, that's fine.
 
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