"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
R&B singer Frank Ocean comes out as gay, thoughts?
- Thread starter cola
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Nexus Polaris
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Never heard of this snoozer. Can't say words like "courage" and "pride" honestly even come to mind when I hear about another phaggot coming out. In this overly feminized climate where traditional masculinity is shamed, who gives a sh!t?cola said:
http://www.defence.gov.au/media/download/2007/oct/20071029a/20071028adf8252964_013_lo.jpg
Courage and pride.
I don't think anyone wants to be gay. People don't like to be riddiculed if they can prevent it so it has to be more to it then "chose to be gay". I don't think they have a choice.( . )( . ) said:
You sir did not choose your race right? Would I be justified in calling you names over your race when you didnt pick it?
As far a society being feminine, men like you with a need to prove your masculinity by putting others down, are the definition of feminism.
I think he is one of the best lyricists/writers/artists in the genre right now, and it will really be a shame if his music takes a hit because of this.
backseatjuan
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Death to homos, femenists, and all other types of pervarts.
If you try to defend a homo you're a homo yourself and should be linched.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
backbreaker
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Novacane - This was his first mainstream single
Thinking About You - Most recent radio single
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Don't be giving me that liberal emotional side talk either. I might suggest a reevaluation in what you think is praiseworthy and deserves feelings of pride. I can almost guarantee if you look a bit harder you'll see another pillow biter coming out is not all that great and courageous.cola said:
It's all about priorities my confused young friend.
PrettyBoyAJ
Master Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
bukowski_merit
Master Don Juan
People were talking about this today at lunch. So i went and read a few things.
From what i can find he's not a complete f@g. He came out that his first love was with a man. But he does like women. So, I guess he's bi (some articles mention this; some don't).
Not that that makes a huge difference. But, it at least makes it so his music about women isn't a complete facade (Ricky Martin).
Maximus Rex
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bukowski_merit said:
This is just more promotion of the gay agenda. Slowly but surely homos are dropping these tibits to acclimate American society to this bullsh*t. To make matters worse dude is bi AIDS spreader.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
the thing about frank ocean is that he has talent that transcends perceptions. **** even if they don't buy his music he can go back to ghost writing and he's one of the best in the business at that.