"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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panosha

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This mainly applies to girls in college

What do you say when you see a girl wearing pants that say "pink" right on her butt?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If you say anything, she may give you a dirty look or call you a "perv." So, don't say anything! Why do guys feel the need to say something based on every little thing they notice!

You could probably think of something ****y/funny to say, but if its with a girl you just met, it may just scare her away.. However, if is with a girl who can take a joke and you have talked to her 1-2 times+ with her, than think of something ****y+funny. I can't think of anything though.
 
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Pretty much, you don't want to come across as a perv. You could just say "hey, I hope that's not the only pink I see on you."
 
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New2Town said:
Pretty much, you don't want to come across as a perv. You could just say "hey, I hope that's not the only pink I see on you."
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LOL how is that not coming across as a perv?

How about, "So I see you have a pink ass"
 
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Maxtro said:
LOL how is that not coming across as a perv?

How about, "So I see you have a pink ass"
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Maybe my biting sarcasm didn't bleed through your computer screen. You just don't comment on the pants.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It depends on the girl and on you. It's how you say it and the way you are presenting yourself through body language, smirk on your face, and eye contact. Don't be afraid to show your sexuality!
 
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