"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Quick # Grab

JohnChops

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 9, 2012
Messages
2,734
Reaction score
481
Location
No more keyboard jockeying . Action is the place.
Went out last night to grab some sushi after a bbq *weird right? **** it lol). started the night with a dude waiter then all of a suddend some cute chick came to bring us our meals. So her shirt had some sexual inuedno on it, but it was made specifically for this sushi place , a work shiRt.

I flirted with her and just talked for a little bit, good amount of eye contact. She got on the subject of why guys using pick up lines and how they'll always be single (lol) so I said she's never heard mine before.

I said just kidding I didn't have any, she went to grab me a water and I said "oh wait I do have a pick up line, put your number in my phone"

She looked so shocked, like this has never been said to her before. She specifically told me she put her last name and that she liked how direct I was.

Overall not a bad night out for sushi.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

TheMonkeyKing

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 20, 2014
Messages
2,327
Reaction score
1,419
Sushi after a BBQ...? You fat sh!t :rolleyes:

Good work on the direct approach. It's my MO these days. Women don't like betas who f*ck about 'getting to know them' for hours. That's what dates are for. Good form Sir.
 

JohnChops

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 9, 2012
Messages
2,734
Reaction score
481
Location
No more keyboard jockeying . Action is the place.
TheMonkeyKing said:
Sushi after a BBQ...? You fat sh!t :rolleyes:

Good work on the direct approach. It's my MO these days. Women don't like betas who f*ck about 'getting to know them' for hours. That's what dates are for. Good form Sir.

Granted it was a few hours later, but god damn it was tasty!!!!

Ya **** it, i used to try to have convos for a bit longer back in the day but I dont have time for that crap, get thenumber, wait a few days, text, set up the date, silence, then use the date to get to know her.

It doesnt make sense that you text a girl 24/7, then guys wonder why they A) Don't want to go out on a date with them or B) they go on the date and they have no idea what to talk about!

@LastofTheAlphas thanks brotha. gonna add her to the stable.
 

VladPatton

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 26, 2012
Messages
3,246
Reaction score
232
Location
NYC
Aaaaah, the ole "put your number in my phone" trick. That shît works. Even if they weren't interested, they always obliged to that tactic. They've got your phone in their hand and they can't say no hahah.

Let us know how it turns out.
 

JohnChops

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 9, 2012
Messages
2,734
Reaction score
481
Location
No more keyboard jockeying . Action is the place.
VladPatton said:
Aaaaah, the ole "put your number in my phone" trick. That shît works. Even if they weren't interested, they always obliged to that tactic. They've got your phone in their hand and they can't say no hahah.

Let us know how it turns out.

I presented my phone and she just grabbed it out of my hands lol

I remember doing it to some random girl who clearly wasn't interested, she put her number in there after so many damn questions.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Top