"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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questions about ovulation and period

Jay-X

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hi everybody. my girlfriend should have had her period more than a week ago. a couple of days before the expected day, she told me that she felt like she was about to be on her period, but then just a really little of blood has come out of her. she says that it can't be her period and that's just ovulation.
is it possible that a woman ovulates 25 days after her last period?! doesn't the ovulation happen like 14 days after or so?
consider that she's always been irregular and she's just 16 years old.
is it common for a teenager to completely skip her period? it never happened to her (at least, not in the last year, from what i know). she's just a little bit overweight (not fat at all), but she eats reaaaaaally little (i'm worried that she's becoming anorexic), can this influence her period?

i'd like to know another thing:

last time we had vaginal sex, she was on her last period and i was wearing a condom (it didn't broke, i know since i checked out before throwing it away). this month we had unprotected anal sex a dozen times, but i always came inside her. do you think that there is some chance that she may have gotten pregnant? i don't think so, but you are never sure
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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flyinshark

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Sometimes a tiny little drop of sperm can come in contact with the vagina and it can be enough to get a girl pregnant. Also, from what i know, when a girl does not have her period at all, it means that she could be pregnant. I know you tried your best at avoiding this, and i hope she doesn't get pregnant now, at 16.

Tell her to go see her doctor or a pharmacist and talk about it. They could help her better than most (if not all) people on this board.
 

apache

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A symptom of Anorexia nervosa is a girls menstrual cycle stopping, so you may want to look into this as being the problem if you seriosuly think she's becoming anorexic.
 

rgeere

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Originally posted by apache
A symptom of Anorexia nervosa is a girls menstrual cycle stopping, so you may want to look into this as being the problem if you seriosuly think she's becoming anorexic.
On the other hand, if this is the case there is less chance of an accident occuring taking your risky behaviour.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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