"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Question about Men and Porn

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I need help understanding my boyfriend and guys in general I guess. Last night we watched a porno called "Kelly the Coed #7". There was a hot scene where a woman catches a guy watching her through her bedroom window. She makes him come in to watch her. They both get naked and masturbate while watching each other. It was a scorcher, watching such a private act, to hear them talking to each other and to watch the interaction, even though they weren't having sex with each other.

My boyfriend said that if he wasn't committed to me, he would jump at the chance to do a scene like this in a porn movie. He said it would be f**king hot to do a scene like this, even though he would only get to jack off and he would be on video for people to see. He is a college wrestler, hotter than hell with a personality to die for. He could get all the sex he wanted for free, without ever having to masturbate, especially in a porno for the world to see!!! We asked a couple of his buddies and they said hell yea they would do it also.

So guys, what the hell is up? Why would you be willing to appear in a mutual masturbation scene in a porn movie? Is this a pimpin' thing to do?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The people who work for a pornography industry are people who want to make money.
 
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It's all about the dough. It's a stupid idea and I would never do it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rather than sit there and debate what your boyfriend's "hangup" is, why don't you realize that he's just GIVEN you an insight into his fantasies. Why not use that to your advantage? ;)
 
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wait a minute. what happened to the wumman and one guy? i'd have done that, but i wouldn't give the tape to anyone else.

apparently that thing about guys jerking off in a group isn't uncommon. where do they get this information?
 
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This is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. I'd do a porn movie and I don't think showing my wang is such a big thing, but it would be for money only.

Looks like your guy is an exhibitionist-mastrubator. :D ;) Who cares?

Better question is: "why do you feel concerned about it?"

Welcome to the forum btw.
 
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Um....this is a DJ forum. Not the amateur porno audition forum.

1) Get that ^shat^ through your horny head.

2) No.

3) Porn gets places....like your boss's hard drive.

4) No.

5) Stop crapping in our board. You have the toilet for that.

I don't care if you think I'm harsh/mean, because I don't give a rat's ass about your porno flick. Now f*off!
 
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I couldn't get hard with guys watching me and filming me, unless I make my own films and I'm the director/producer/actor.

Is your boyfriend a flamboyant exhibitonist. Only total extroverts would wanna jack off in front of a cam for the world to see.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hey... I will admit that i love jerking off even though I get regular sex as of late.
I guess having other people watching you is kinda of a ego trip... especially since you are getting paid for it... hmmmm maybe I should look into porn industry :cool:
 
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It's easy...


The scene:

Girl is in her room and sees guy oogling her -> What most guys do (look at girls and want them if they are hot).

Girl asks guy to come inn -> What most guys dream of, a girl that takes initiativ to **** him then and there.

They both undress and masturbate for eachother -> Girl sort of invites him into her private universe. He is watching her do something VERY PRIVATE, something that is a huge turnon, something that is erotic and sexy and not only that but she wants to watch HIM TOO and they both get off on watching eachother get off.

They are talking about what they are doing, describing, discussing and treating it that way -> Dirty/kinky and a huge turnon.

I'm getting hard just by thinking about it.
 
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