"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question about chronic.

Circa

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I know this is off-topic, and i'm not sure if it's allowed (?). But I was wondering how much chronic is in 2 dime bags. I know it's $20 worth usually. But some dude was telling me that a dime bag doesn't always = $10. So I was like wtf? I only have $20, and I told this dealer that I wanted 2 dimes, so am I right by bringing $20? Haha. Or am I gonna have to pay this ****er more money? I think where I live has something to do with it. I live in Arizona, and that is pretty close to the Mexico border where I'm assuming most if not all of our chronic is smuggled from.. but yeah. What do you guys think?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Luke!! said:
It all depends on what you are getting. Quality **** like AK-47 is worth more. Your regular high schoolers weed is 10 bucks a dime. If these guys are getting **** from mexico, try and screen it. It can be laced. Bring thirty bucks. If he asks for more just say please man and beg, he is more then likley to give in.
"Man, I got these CHEESEBURGERS man. Cmon man pleeease? Man I suck yo ****!"

That movie is ****in great.
 

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Create Reality said:
"Man, I got these CHEESEBURGERS man. Cmon man pleeease? Man I suck yo ****!"

That movie is ****in great.
Haha. Yes, that movie is great.

I like it when he's like "anyone want a cheeseburger?" LOL, that burger is probably really gross just like the guy.

No matter how many times I see it, the ending still kind of gets to me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bible_Belt

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You're talking about schwag, not chronic. Schwag is not bad in Arizona, especially compared to the rest of the country. Chronic is the stuff with visible crystals on it, and it generally sells for about $50 per 1/8th ounce. Or at least that's what I've heard....
 

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The high prices are a result of the drug war. In the Caribbean, pot is cheaper than tobacco. 1/8th oz. of mid-grade is about $3. The rolling papers cost more than the pot.
 

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Uh... weed is a plant, right? Like, a weed, right?

Can't you just take seeds and throw them all over the place and they grow, like, weeds?

Hmm... nevermind me, I'm just having a "Johnny Appleseed" moment over here.

Hmm... The DEA would have a "little problem" if "weed" was growing EVERYWHERE!
 
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