"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Question about chronic.

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I know this is off-topic, and i'm not sure if it's allowed (?). But I was wondering how much chronic is in 2 dime bags. I know it's $20 worth usually. But some dude was telling me that a dime bag doesn't always = $10. So I was like wtf? I only have $20, and I told this dealer that I wanted 2 dimes, so am I right by bringing $20? Haha. Or am I gonna have to pay this ****er more money? I think where I live has something to do with it. I live in Arizona, and that is pretty close to the Mexico border where I'm assuming most if not all of our chronic is smuggled from.. but yeah. What do you guys think?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Luke!! said:
It all depends on what you are getting. Quality **** like AK-47 is worth more. Your regular high schoolers weed is 10 bucks a dime. If these guys are getting **** from mexico, try and screen it. It can be laced. Bring thirty bucks. If he asks for more just say please man and beg, he is more then likley to give in.
"Man, I got these CHEESEBURGERS man. Cmon man pleeease? Man I suck yo ****!"

That movie is ****in great.
 

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Create Reality said:
"Man, I got these CHEESEBURGERS man. Cmon man pleeease? Man I suck yo ****!"

That movie is ****in great.
Haha. Yes, that movie is great.

I like it when he's like "anyone want a cheeseburger?" LOL, that burger is probably really gross just like the guy.

No matter how many times I see it, the ending still kind of gets to me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You're talking about schwag, not chronic. Schwag is not bad in Arizona, especially compared to the rest of the country. Chronic is the stuff with visible crystals on it, and it generally sells for about $50 per 1/8th ounce. Or at least that's what I've heard....
 

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The high prices are a result of the drug war. In the Caribbean, pot is cheaper than tobacco. 1/8th oz. of mid-grade is about $3. The rolling papers cost more than the pot.
 

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Uh... weed is a plant, right? Like, a weed, right?

Can't you just take seeds and throw them all over the place and they grow, like, weeds?

Hmm... nevermind me, I'm just having a "Johnny Appleseed" moment over here.

Hmm... The DEA would have a "little problem" if "weed" was growing EVERYWHERE!
 
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