dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
like really. even if they taste like chicken, i think i'm gonna officially retire from eating girls out. its disgusting, a fucckin turnoff.
*shivers*
*shivers*
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
pvssies smell bad.
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
chronic99uk
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dannowillbookem said:
Ive only encountered one girl who ever made me feel sick, smelt like fish. All others have had a taste, plain in nature but different in each, that is bearable.
I enjoy it to much to care, i enjoy it more than sex sometimes.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
ewww. yeah i was really fuccked up at my buddy davids house and i talked to a girl at like 2 am over aim who wanted me and lived in his neighborhood. not really a model, but bearable, and i was drunk and high so i figured hey why not. we were hooking up in a house being built and i had the genius idea to do 69. christ jesus that was idiotic. it was there and i couldnt escape it and it had stubble and smelled and tasted bad.IsiMan84 said:
the worst part was the next morning. i was contemplating suicide :cuss:
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
You novices. You say: "Yikes! Harsh. Uh... either you go take a shower quick or I'm going to have to pass on this dish for now."
More often than not, they get up and shower. If not, then they go without and understand the funk. If they try to get mad, you tell them: "What? Take a whiff. You gotta admit, that's pretty ripe. I'd love to do you up, but, it's tricky with scuba equipment."
More often than not, they get up and shower. If not, then they go without and understand the funk. If they try to get mad, you tell them: "What? Take a whiff. You gotta admit, that's pretty ripe. I'd love to do you up, but, it's tricky with scuba equipment."
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Where do you find these women?
Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!
I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!
Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!
I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
AF refers to that region as a 'bread-maker.'
chronic99uk
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The Truth said:
Mostly i think its lack of hygeine, them being nearly on there period, or thrush. This girl was sweet an innocent, she most certaintly didnt have an std.