dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
like really. even if they taste like chicken, i think i'm gonna officially retire from eating girls out. its disgusting, a fucckin turnoff.
*shivers*
*shivers*
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
pvssies smell bad.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
chronic99uk
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dannowillbookem said:
Ive only encountered one girl who ever made me feel sick, smelt like fish. All others have had a taste, plain in nature but different in each, that is bearable.
I enjoy it to much to care, i enjoy it more than sex sometimes.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
ewww. yeah i was really fuccked up at my buddy davids house and i talked to a girl at like 2 am over aim who wanted me and lived in his neighborhood. not really a model, but bearable, and i was drunk and high so i figured hey why not. we were hooking up in a house being built and i had the genius idea to do 69. christ jesus that was idiotic. it was there and i couldnt escape it and it had stubble and smelled and tasted bad.IsiMan84 said:
the worst part was the next morning. i was contemplating suicide :cuss:
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
You novices. You say: "Yikes! Harsh. Uh... either you go take a shower quick or I'm going to have to pass on this dish for now."
More often than not, they get up and shower. If not, then they go without and understand the funk. If they try to get mad, you tell them: "What? Take a whiff. You gotta admit, that's pretty ripe. I'd love to do you up, but, it's tricky with scuba equipment."
More often than not, they get up and shower. If not, then they go without and understand the funk. If they try to get mad, you tell them: "What? Take a whiff. You gotta admit, that's pretty ripe. I'd love to do you up, but, it's tricky with scuba equipment."
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Where do you find these women?
Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!
I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!
Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!
I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!
Bible_Belt
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AF refers to that region as a 'bread-maker.'
chronic99uk
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The Truth said:
Mostly i think its lack of hygeine, them being nearly on there period, or thrush. This girl was sweet an innocent, she most certaintly didnt have an std.