dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
like really. even if they taste like chicken, i think i'm gonna officially retire from eating girls out. its disgusting, a fucckin turnoff.
*shivers*
*shivers*
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
pvssies smell bad.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
chronic99uk
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dannowillbookem said:
Ive only encountered one girl who ever made me feel sick, smelt like fish. All others have had a taste, plain in nature but different in each, that is bearable.
I enjoy it to much to care, i enjoy it more than sex sometimes.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
ewww. yeah i was really fuccked up at my buddy davids house and i talked to a girl at like 2 am over aim who wanted me and lived in his neighborhood. not really a model, but bearable, and i was drunk and high so i figured hey why not. we were hooking up in a house being built and i had the genius idea to do 69. christ jesus that was idiotic. it was there and i couldnt escape it and it had stubble and smelled and tasted bad.IsiMan84 said:
the worst part was the next morning. i was contemplating suicide :cuss:
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
You novices. You say: "Yikes! Harsh. Uh... either you go take a shower quick or I'm going to have to pass on this dish for now."
More often than not, they get up and shower. If not, then they go without and understand the funk. If they try to get mad, you tell them: "What? Take a whiff. You gotta admit, that's pretty ripe. I'd love to do you up, but, it's tricky with scuba equipment."
More often than not, they get up and shower. If not, then they go without and understand the funk. If they try to get mad, you tell them: "What? Take a whiff. You gotta admit, that's pretty ripe. I'd love to do you up, but, it's tricky with scuba equipment."
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Where do you find these women?
Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!
I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!
Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!
I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
AF refers to that region as a 'bread-maker.'
chronic99uk
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The Truth said:
Mostly i think its lack of hygeine, them being nearly on there period, or thrush. This girl was sweet an innocent, she most certaintly didnt have an std.