naturalzen
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yo stupid spic i thought you were cumming to my party this weekend? Yeah you know who you are.lol
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PuertoRican_Lover
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I never receiived invite?? I'll come - are there goingto be honeys there? Is it this weekend?
naturalzen
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I already had it saturday. I have pictures because I won $5000.00 on supercash and I treated everyone at the party with strippers dancing and free booze... One of the strippers gave me a hand job. Oh if you want to stop by in madison let me know because I can get you some blow ,and we can go over to Old chicago and mack on anything with a ***** it is so much fun.
PuertoRican_Lover
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Finally got some action from a white girl - huh - and damn you had to pay for it!! 
$5,ooo - not bad -- Damn a DJ wins the lottery and the first thing he spends it on is liquor and women - Wise choice. Sounds like a wild party - I can buy a ho in milwaukee - was there any decent pick-ups - potentials - ladies! Any latinas??
$5,ooo - not bad -- Damn a DJ wins the lottery and the first thing he spends it on is liquor and women
- Wise choice. Sounds like a wild party - I can buy a ho in milwaukee - was there any decent pick-ups - potentials - ladies! Any latinas??naturalzen
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dog you have to come to the sports pub with me in madison.. many hunnies there and all are just one night stand material... guys there are ruthless aggressive ..... but fun times . They will want to stare you down and all the antics of barbarian men. They got rent a cops at the door... but to out play these women I use a trick ... if you got kaaza go to search and look up mind seduction and self hypnosis.. It really really works.. dude it was jedi mind ****. well one trick i used was i would see a girls shirt in blue and i would visualize it like it s real to be another color. Another trick i would use was to step out of my self and look at myself in the chicks eye and get horny looking at myself you have to feel all the senses when you do it even smell.. .... it works dog... because i got a few girls buying me drinks! For one to concentrate like that it takes all the desire out of you ,and chicks can sense your not there to get laid and two it turned them on fast and furious. Well another thing about latinas if you want action there is a place with salsa maranga night... plenty of hos latin women factory worker type ****,hotel workers go there, trick themselves up and all you have to do there is show them your on the better have of the social class and you can get any woman there.... plenty of fine ones who want to move up the social ladder ..... i know i pass for being hispanic a lot of times...... because of my tan skin and height.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PuertoRican_Lover
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I hear the latino population is increasing rapidly in madison - whats the clubs name where latinas hang out - "the cardinal"???
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