naturalzen
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yo stupid spic i thought you were cumming to my party this weekend? Yeah you know who you are.lol
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PuertoRican_Lover
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I never receiived invite?? I'll come - are there goingto be honeys there? Is it this weekend?
naturalzen
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I already had it saturday. I have pictures because I won $5000.00 on supercash and I treated everyone at the party with strippers dancing and free booze... One of the strippers gave me a hand job. Oh if you want to stop by in madison let me know because I can get you some blow ,and we can go over to Old chicago and mack on anything with a ***** it is so much fun.
PuertoRican_Lover
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Finally got some action from a white girl - huh - and damn you had to pay for it!! 
$5,ooo - not bad -- Damn a DJ wins the lottery and the first thing he spends it on is liquor and women - Wise choice. Sounds like a wild party - I can buy a ho in milwaukee - was there any decent pick-ups - potentials - ladies! Any latinas??
$5,ooo - not bad -- Damn a DJ wins the lottery and the first thing he spends it on is liquor and women
- Wise choice. Sounds like a wild party - I can buy a ho in milwaukee - was there any decent pick-ups - potentials - ladies! Any latinas??naturalzen
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dog you have to come to the sports pub with me in madison.. many hunnies there and all are just one night stand material... guys there are ruthless aggressive ..... but fun times . They will want to stare you down and all the antics of barbarian men. They got rent a cops at the door... but to out play these women I use a trick ... if you got kaaza go to search and look up mind seduction and self hypnosis.. It really really works.. dude it was jedi mind ****. well one trick i used was i would see a girls shirt in blue and i would visualize it like it s real to be another color. Another trick i would use was to step out of my self and look at myself in the chicks eye and get horny looking at myself you have to feel all the senses when you do it even smell.. .... it works dog... because i got a few girls buying me drinks! For one to concentrate like that it takes all the desire out of you ,and chicks can sense your not there to get laid and two it turned them on fast and furious. Well another thing about latinas if you want action there is a place with salsa maranga night... plenty of hos latin women factory worker type ****,hotel workers go there, trick themselves up and all you have to do there is show them your on the better have of the social class and you can get any woman there.... plenty of fine ones who want to move up the social ladder ..... i know i pass for being hispanic a lot of times...... because of my tan skin and height.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PuertoRican_Lover
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I hear the latino population is increasing rapidly in madison - whats the clubs name where latinas hang out - "the cardinal"???
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