"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MR_PERFECT said:
Guys like you are the reason why I've come across so many women that are lousy in bed!

one of the best lays of my life was by a chic with a loose p*ssy.

let me tell you, she know how to grind those hips like nobodies business.

you guys who think a tight snatch is the end all and be all of good sex are idiots.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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STR8UP said:
That's why 100lb asian chicks RULE

I disagree with this theory. I have fvcked 3 asian chicks and they didn't have loose pu$$ies but they were not the tightest I ever had. The two tightest pu$$ies that stick out in my head were from a mexican chick and a white chick.

I think asian girls having tight pu$$ies is a myth.
 

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joekerr31 said:
you guys who think a tight snatch is the end all and be all of good sex are idiots.
It might not be the end all be all, but it sure the fvck helps.
 

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Damn, I love all the *****... variety makes me really really happy!

All shapes and sizes!

:cheer:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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How about women with c-sections? Then you don't have to worry. The width of a woman's hips might have something to do with whether she's loose or not, too. My ex said I was the biggest she'd had but she only felt super tight when we first started having sex or if she was laying on her side. The rest of the time she felt pretty spacious..
 

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Redsand426 said:
This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters.
Bu-ga-gaaa)))) Now picture that... those two megastuds running their little experiments to bust this myth)))

Cynt tightness varies even in the same woman, I found, depending on which day of her cycle she is. My last ex had a pretty tight puss but a few days from her critical days, it was always like sticking a pencil in a mug. No idea what might cause this.
 

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I've never been with a chick I'd consider loose, but there is some variation. The tightest was a mother of 2, 5' 6 and probably 140 pounds, huge tits and slim waist, round butt. She was insane and got off really easy, was into using toys and the whole deal. Too tight and too crazy in the end though. Also I fear women like this because they're hard to make go away and on the verge of being fatties. Add in the crazy and ... well she had to go.



lookyoung said:
It might not be the end all be all, but it sure the fvck helps.
I disagree - to me the looser ones are better. I've never been with anyone who could hide bowling balls or anything but in my experience the tight ones are a lot of trouble.
 

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bigjohnson said:
I disagree - to me the looser ones are better. I've never been with anyone who could hide bowling balls or anything but in my experience the tight ones are a lot of trouble.

Why would a girl with a tight pu$$y be a problem. WTF.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The question is, do They know if they're tight or not? Bargaining power? Know that the word gets around? And that they're special/can be more picky?
 

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For the boss: I go with (I believe Senor Fingers quote) that if it gets boring in bed for a couple then it is the man's fault. 100% his fault because he is supposed to lead and she will follow.

Personally: I have been with a lot of different types of pvssy and I have to say that it really doesn't matter because women can fix those problems of a "loose" pvssy with the Kagel workouts.

My ex-girlfriend had a looser than average pvssy, but did awesome kagels. My current girlfriend is tight as well.

comic_relief
 

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A girl having a loose pvssy is kind of like a girl that gives bad head - it's such thin ice to tell her, that most guys never do. So those girls go through life thinking that they are bl0wjob queens with tight snatches, when in reality getting head from them is just annoying and you can barely feel their pvssy when they think that they are about to squeeze off your d!ck. It's kind of funny. Every other girl thinks she's a porn star, but that is hardly the case.
 

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STR8UP said:
That's why 100lb asian chicks RULE
I think this is where the "Me love you long time" stereotype works more magic than the actual pvssy. Although, my Pop spent time in the Philippines and he said the head was so good he almsot went AWOL!

Crazy fvcker my old man.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Bible_Belt said:
So those girls go through life thinking that they are bl0wjob queens with tight snatches, when in reality getting head from them is just annoying and you can barely feel their pvssy when they think that they are about to squeeze off your d!ck. It's kind of funny. Every other girl thinks she's a porn star, but that is hardly the case.
I had one g/f that swore she was some kind of goddess in bed.

**Yawn**

Bad head is frustrating at best, and most of the time even annoying. The two chicks who I have fukked who DID give good BJ's were also pretty good at everything else. I had fun with them.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
I think this is where the "Me love you long time" stereotype works more magic than the actual pvssy. Although, my Pop spent time in the Philippines and he said the head was so good he almsot went AWOL!

Crazy fvcker my old man.
Only dated one asian chick. She was born in the Philippines.

Let me just say...this one COULD fukk and suck like a porn star. Not much in the way of t!tties, but she made up for it with everything else :)
 
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