MR_PERFECT said:
one of the best lays of my life was by a chic with a loose p*ssy.
let me tell you, she know how to grind those hips like nobodies business.
you guys who think a tight snatch is the end all and be all of good sex are idiots.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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one of the best lays of my life was by a chic with a loose p*ssy.
let me tell you, she know how to grind those hips like nobodies business.
you guys who think a tight snatch is the end all and be all of good sex are idiots.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
STR8UP said:
I disagree with this theory. I have fvcked 3 asian chicks and they didn't have loose pu$$ies but they were not the tightest I ever had. The two tightest pu$$ies that stick out in my head were from a mexican chick and a white chick.
I think asian girls having tight pu$$ies is a myth.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
How about women with c-sections? Then you don't have to worry. The width of a woman's hips might have something to do with whether she's loose or not, too. My ex said I was the biggest she'd had but she only felt super tight when we first started having sex or if she was laying on her side. The rest of the time she felt pretty spacious..
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This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters.
Bu-ga-gaaa)))) Now picture that... those two megastuds running their little experiments to bust this myth)))Redsand426 said:
Cynt tightness varies even in the same woman, I found, depending on which day of her cycle she is. My last ex had a pretty tight puss but a few days from her critical days, it was always like sticking a pencil in a mug. No idea what might cause this.
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I've never been with a chick I'd consider loose, but there is some variation. The tightest was a mother of 2, 5' 6 and probably 140 pounds, huge tits and slim waist, round butt. She was insane and got off really easy, was into using toys and the whole deal. Too tight and too crazy in the end though. Also I fear women like this because they're hard to make go away and on the verge of being fatties. Add in the crazy and ... well she had to go.
I disagree - to me the looser ones are better. I've never been with anyone who could hide bowling balls or anything but in my experience the tight ones are a lot of trouble.lookyoung said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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The question is, do They know if they're tight or not? Bargaining power? Know that the word gets around? And that they're special/can be more picky?
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You have to be really careful about tearing and bruising.lookyoung said:
comic_relief
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For the boss: I go with (I believe Senor Fingers quote) that if it gets boring in bed for a couple then it is the man's fault. 100% his fault because he is supposed to lead and she will follow.
Personally: I have been with a lot of different types of pvssy and I have to say that it really doesn't matter because women can fix those problems of a "loose" pvssy with the Kagel workouts.
My ex-girlfriend had a looser than average pvssy, but did awesome kagels. My current girlfriend is tight as well.
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Personally: I have been with a lot of different types of pvssy and I have to say that it really doesn't matter because women can fix those problems of a "loose" pvssy with the Kagel workouts.
My ex-girlfriend had a looser than average pvssy, but did awesome kagels. My current girlfriend is tight as well.
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Bible_Belt
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A girl having a loose pvssy is kind of like a girl that gives bad head - it's such thin ice to tell her, that most guys never do. So those girls go through life thinking that they are bl0wjob queens with tight snatches, when in reality getting head from them is just annoying and you can barely feel their pvssy when they think that they are about to squeeze off your d!ck. It's kind of funny. Every other girl thinks she's a porn star, but that is hardly the case.
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I think this is where the "Me love you long time" stereotype works more magic than the actual pvssy. Although, my Pop spent time in the Philippines and he said the head was so good he almsot went AWOL!STR8UP said:
Crazy fvcker my old man.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I had one g/f that swore she was some kind of goddess in bed.Bible_Belt said:
**Yawn**
Bad head is frustrating at best, and most of the time even annoying. The two chicks who I have fukked who DID give good BJ's were also pretty good at everything else. I had fun with them.
Only dated one asian chick. She was born in the Philippines.KarmaSutra said:
Let me just say...this one COULD fukk and suck like a porn star. Not much in the way of t!tties, but she made up for it with everything else
